"the Constitution still leaves some opportunity for people to be foolish if they so desire."

he got it backwards. he should have said:

"the Constitution does not authorize the government to punish people for being harmlessly foolish if they so desire."

remember, people, the constitution does not grant rights, it restricts government.

this is only an EXTERIOR cleaning? no under the hood degreasing?

and at $11k, wouldn't it be smarter to just have the car repainted?

i'd pay $1,000 if someone could get every last bit of playa from burning man out of my car. but we all know that's impossible.

2 observations - those are rollerblade wheels, and this thing must weight a ton. that said, i wouldn't mind trying one out.

@Serris

Not to mention the 7 ball bearings, crown, and inner and outer races in each bearing, of which each wheel has 2.

so all in all this thing has ~294 moving parts.

I have a new art piece - it's a keyboard covered with vomit from reading this article.

@#8 Reason

First of all... you freaks... the law states:

"in any public place or place open to the public"

would that include the internet?

@Rumson

i've had both rats and a squirrel as pets and they are both affectionate, wonderful, clean creatures.

I'm waiting for the dramatic chipmunk limited edition

right or wrong, what he did is bad ass.

@Patm

"This is all taken out of context."

Could you please provide the context which makes taking female prisoners of war as your wife an OK thing to do?

"Making fun of these laws which apply to Jews is antisemitism"

And I suppose some notable Jews, say, Larry David or Jerry Seinfeld would NEVER make fun of these laws, as that would make them semite-anti-semites?

And what difference does it make? all us Goy are going to hell anyways, right?

@Anya

... or maybe midgets!

it's funny, I only have the gift of gab when i'm sure it isn't going anywhere. as soon as it looks like, hey, this might happen, i immediately transform into a bumbling idiot.

I'd bet that prius owners clock more miles in their hybrids than they ever would have in their previous ride.

Aliens Cause Global Warming: A Caltech Lecture by Michael Crichton

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2010/07/09/aliens-cause-global-warming-a-caltech-lecture-by-michael-crichton/

@Vonskippy

well if the whole not being homeless thing isn't enough to encourage academic discipline among teens...

money talks, but more importantly, it needs no explanation and requires no intelligence on the part of the person being given money as an incentive. also, note that they're saying "paying GIRLS", not "women". I'm not sure when the last time was that you tried to explain some really heavy shit to a teenage girl and have her *get* it and modify her behavior, but I'm assuming it's been a while. as a group, young girls aren't exactly the most reasonable people in the world. toss in some desperate poverty and a lack of education and reason as a tool is almost completely removed from the table.

that said, just because it works doesn't make it a decent solution. it's a work around, a band aid. no pun intended.