if you read enough shakespeare in a short period of time, you end up speaking like him without noticing.

then people back away slowly from you at work D:

But...but...they're so UGLY!

Jigore, I'm sure she knows she hasn't solved pollution. She seems to have more sense than you, at the very least. It's just a way to tidy up her hometown, and get kids in the spirit of throwing things in the bin instead of the street. Get the stick out of your bum.

they remind me of that fleshy robot that recently was featured in the news. creepy looking.

Hey Timm, if ya wanna deal with me when I'm off my medications (as my family had to do for the YEARS that I attempted to remedy things using talk therapy), be my guest! I hope your relatives all come down with incurable mental disorders that can only be temporarily remedied with medication.

yikes, I hope he was put onto some precautionary antibiotics if he cut himself while in there...normally I'm totally against antibiotics without a proven bacterial infection, but the stuff he could get from that tank could kill him pretty quick. Yech.

20%, mostly because I like my meat medium rare (even though I don't eat meat anymore...I've eaten a lot in the past) and I work with farm animals. Meh.

Sea cows were supposedly delicious. I bet manatees are just as good. Plus they're trusting and slow-moving. That would be a good starting point, chrome.

I'm sure you'd be hard pressed to find a "retard" who's cut their hand off twice in one lifetime.

Funny, I know many people on both ends of the list, and the people on the top seem to be a lot more dissatisfied with life in general.

Maybe it's because the people in the jobs at the bottom of the list know how to separate life and work.

Also: dairy farmer? Really? Legit dairy farmer? You can't get into that position if your life depends on it unless you're born into it or have obscene amounts of start-up money, but even though they work very hard, it's hard to find a more fun group. Assuming you find heifers fun.

I'm also pretty sure our society wouldn't be at a huge loss if we had a few less philosophers, historians, or MPEs, but if we had fewer mail carriers, garbage men, firefighters, construction workers...society wouldn't BE society.

Really? REALLY? Do people have THAT big of issues with small eyelashes? My cousin met her future husband right after she accidentally burned her eyebrows and eyelashes off with a grill burner. Jeeze.

I don't think that he was hallucinating, but I also don't think that they were intentionally helping him. They were probably playing, and accidentally pushed him close enough to the shore that the surf pulled him to the beach.

Wonder if they'll sell this one off when it's no longer cute and costs too much to feed, too (a la Knut the polar bear)?

Tarsiers are hideous :|

Looks like that house barfed out its contents...