Hero Holidays - Xmas, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Saturnalia, Solstice... by Captain RibMan

Sleigh bells ring, and dredels spin, people say Shalom! while standing under mistletoe singing Feliz Navidad. It's a brave new world of holiday fun, where all celebrations are welcome and mixing and matching is encouraged. We're all looking to celebrate with our friends and family, so what's in a name? We should just start with Halloween and work our way straight into the New Year together, having holiday fun as one instead of bickering over whose holy power is more super or whose holiday is more special. This year let's start teaming up and making the holidays a superheroic good time to be had by all! It's either that or Krampus wins...

Get geared up for an epic holiday season with this Hero Holidays - Xmas, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Saturnalia, Solstice... t-shirt by Captain RibMan, and make sure you have all the holiday bases covered!

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Lupin Best Skill by Fra Stiller

Lupin is an extremely skilled individual, with a particularly thief-y skills that help him get any job done, but his best skill by far is his "escape the bondage of tight fitting clothing" trick. This trick allows him to slip away from enemies, avoid arrest, and allows him to be ready for action at a moment's notice should he find himself alone with a beautiful girl. It's no wonder they call Lupin the III the world's number one thief- he gets away with stealing whatever he wants, including a young lady's heart!

Wear your love of Lupin III on your chest with this Lupin Best Skill t-shirt by Fra Stiller, it's a surprisingly awesome design!

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Did you know lightning strikes give you awesome scars? Or that F1 race car drivers have their weight monitored and critiqued more than models? How about the fact that some of the biggest buyers of sand are Arabic countries because the sand native to their locales is too fine to used for construction projects? If you think these facts are interesting or want the science behind them, don't miss this fascinating TopTenz article with tons of facts that sound totally fake.

Remember those awesome Mario Warfare videos I posted about four years ago?

If not no worries, because they were just the first and second installments of the series, which I'm finally following up by posting MARIO WARFARE- THE COMPLETE SAGA!

It's feature length, it's action packed and full of badassery, it takes fan films to the extreme and it's extremely fun to watch. (It's also NSFW)

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Beatdownboogie did such a great job of giving Mario's world the action movie treatment I can't wait to see what they do next!

If you live with an anxious pet then you know how annoying those whiny, nervous and pacey little punks can be every time they hear scary noises, and how hard it can be to get them to relax.

You could get your vet to prescribe something, or buy a thunder shirt and some ear muffs, but who wants to buy more overpriced pet junk that may not work or turn their pet into a prescription drug addict?

Instead, let David Tennant calm your pet's scared and anxious soul with his wonderfully soothing voice, as he narrates the new pet film series by British insurance company More Than:

Pet behaviourist Karen Wild and vet Robert White-Adams (with a little help from David Tennant) talk about the science behind the first films for cats and dogs designed to help calm them around fireworks and loud noises.

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David Tennant should just officially change his name to "The Doctor" because he is an unique and amazing individual!

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A certain candidate who shall remain nameless keeps saying stuff no presidential candidate has ever said before, constantly reminding us all how much he has in common with Zapp Brannigan.

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You remember Zapp- he's that Captain Kirk wannabe from Futurama who wasn't afraid to speak his mind even though he made people cringe every time he opened his mouth.

Zapp was a fictional character created to be obnoxious and the other guy is "real", so remember that while you're drawing comparisons between the two.

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Whether you see the connection or find this comparison far fetched you need to know one thing- no matter what they claim they'll both handle an alien invasion this same way:

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See 20 Zapp Brannigan Quotes That Will Make You Miss Futurama here

When Mario dies in any of his video games he gets an extra life until it's game over...and then he starts the game over again with a fresh batch of lives.

This never ending supply of lives allows gamers to mess up all they want and keep playing, but they'd probably try harder to keep Mario alive if they knew what happened to him between lives.

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I'd love to see this fun fan film by Nukazooka turned into a survival horror game set in the Mario universe, then Luigi would finally get the chance to devour his brother!

-Via Geeks Are Sexy

Shanghai Disney seemed like an unnecessary addition to the Disney Parks family until I saw this video showing a full POV ride through the TRON Lightcycle Power Run roller coaster.

Now it seems like a must-see destination for theme park fanatics, and a place full of rides and attractions that will make me jealous every time I go to Disneyland in Anaheim.

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SoCal Attractions 360 shared this awesome POV video of the TRON Lightcycle Power Run ride, which was shot with a low light camera so we can see the entire ride.

The TRON coaster cars look really cool, but some sections of the ride seem unfinished, so as a bonus here's another SoCal Attractions 360 video showing the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Shanghai Disney. *drool*

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uncle Matt pocket by MarianoSan

When you're out exploring the kingdom of the Silly Creatures it's important to know how to act, what to say and when to totally freak out and run away flailing your arms and screaming at the top of your lungs. Which is why it may be a good idea to ask Gobo's uncle Travelling Matt to come with you, because his extensive experience with the Silly Creatures, and his vital research into communicating with these large, fleece-less beings, may come in handy should you encounter something strange on the surface- like a cow, or a bus, or something that looks like a chicken but is really a Silly Creature in disguise...

Take the wisdom of Fraggle-kind with you wherever you go with this Uncle Matt Pocket t-shirt by MarianoSan, it's a wise fashion choice that may turn your life into a grand adventure!

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Melting Homer by Amorphia Apparel

No Homer isn't still wearing his Halloween costume, and no this isn't one of those episodes of Treehouse of Horror that airs after Halloween for some odd reason. This is what happens when Homer eats all the candy that has been sitting around the nuclear power plant for years, candy that has absorbed so much radiation each piece is basically like a mini nuke in your mouth. But you know how the head Simpson gets when he has a craving for candy, and even though he has plenty of sweets left at home he can't help himself when the craving hits him while he's at work!

The head of the Simpson clan will stop the world and melt with you when you wear this Melting Homer t-shirt by Amorphia Apparel, throw it on and watch your fellow fans grin with disgust delight!

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For some guys a beard becomes part of their persona, but a fictional character's beard is put there as a hairy window into their made up soul.

We can tell if the character is good or evil just by looking at their facial hair, but identifying other beard types on the spectrum can be a bit tricky.

Luckily we have this arbitrarily ranked and absolutely infuriating chart created by the staff at Dorkly to reveal the truth about bearded characters, and give us something to argue about.

It has the God-Santa-Dumbledore ranking set right, but Jaspar Beardly's beard is far from middle of the road...and his name is BEARDLY!

I'd have put him square between Riker and Gimli, and then I would erase Seneca Crane because his beard is LAME!

See the full sized chart at Dorkly

Gordon Ramsay isn't afraid to voice his opinions on food, but have you ever heard him share his opinion on candy?

Me neither, which is why I found this clip of Gordon running through the five worst Halloween treats on Jimmy Kimmel Live so amusing.

Gordon is passionate about food, and as he breaks down the worst Halloween treats his hatred for people who give out circus peanuts, apples and pennies can be felt through the screen.

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FREDDY CAN DANCE by ES427

Freddy are you okay, are you okay Freddy? The reason I ask is we're not used to seeing you dance around like a smooth criminal- we're used to seeing you slash people to ribbons in their nightmares like a bloodthirsty killer. So why the sudden urge to move like MJ? Because Freddy's trying to nail his audition for Dancing With The Stars, and he's gotta practice some time!

Show the world why Elm Street throws the best block parties with this FREDDY CAN DANCE t-shirt by ES427, it's sure to make your fellow Freddy Krueger fans squeal with delight!

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Looking for something that's both a little sweet and a little scary to eat tonight, but don't have much time to put it together either? Then look no further than this delightful no-bake torte that not only has a spider web pattern, but also reveals a bloody surprise when it's cut. Did I mention the main flavor components are Oreos, chocolate and caramel?

Sure there were horror movies pre-1960, but most horror fans know the best ones came after that groovy decade. If you're still looking for a perfect film to watch for Halloween, or if you're just looking to enjoy a trip through horror movie history, you won't want to miss this list of the best horror flicks every year since Pyscho came out. It also is a great source of debate ass I'm sure plenty of people won't agree with their assessments.