For some guys a beard becomes part of their persona, but a fictional character's beard is put there as a hairy window into their made up soul.
We can tell if the character is good or evil just by looking at their facial hair, but identifying other beard types on the spectrum can be a bit tricky.
Luckily we have this arbitrarily ranked and absolutely infuriating chart created by the staff at Dorkly to reveal the truth about bearded characters, and give us something to argue about.
It has the God-Santa-Dumbledore ranking set right, but Jaspar Beardly's beard is far from middle of the road...and his name is BEARDLY!
I'd have put him square between Riker and Gimli, and then I would erase Seneca Crane because his beard is LAME!