Hamm For The Holidays by Hillary White

They say there's no place like home for the holidays, and celebrating the new year with friends and family is totally the way to go, but how ya gonna feed all those hungry folk? There's only one food that works for every occasion, and brings both charm and handsomosity to your festive mealtimes, and that food is the magical Hamm. When the Hamm comes to the table the meals will feel a bit more interesting, way sexier and you'll be talking about the night you brought a ham named John home and ate him all up!

People will go mad for your geeky style when they see you wearing this Hamm For The Holidays t-shirt by Hillary White, and looking down at that smilin' hunk o' meat will make you feel good!

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Celebrities demand big money for their likeness when they're busy starring in movies and TV shows, but when their celebrity star has burned out advertising offers tend to dry up.

Some celebs have integrity and won't sell out for a buck, and then there are those who don't much care what they're endorsing as long as their face is highly visible to their adoring public. Take a trip down the aisle of the famously fallen, where ten strange examples of celebrity endorsement await you.

1. Stallone High Protein Pudding-

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Okay, I'll admit this one made the list mostly because of its horrible name, and Stallone admittedly knows a thing or two about working out. But imagine Sly in his own voice, the voice of Rocky and Rambo, saying "I love me some high protein pudding!" *shudder*

2. Dwight Yoakam's frozen food products-

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Apparently chicken is big with country music celebs, and when Dwight Yoakam heard Kenny Rogers was opening his own chicken restaurant he didn't want to get left out of the poultry peddling game, so Dwight Yoakam's frozen food products were born.

There are Chicken Lickin's for those rough ridin' wranglers who like their poultry extra spicy, there are fries that come in regular chicken and pizza flavor, and the gross sounding Macaroni Mouth Poppers.

3. Steven Seagal Lightning Bolt Energy Drink-

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Steven Seagal used to be an active guy, who got toned for every movie he made, but since his career has fizzled he has let himself go. One of the catalysts behind his rapid weight gain might be these Lightning Bolt energy drinks he's peddling, which are most likely chock full of sugar and "energy giving nutrients", which make it twice as hard to lose the weight.

Never mind the reality behind Seagal's energy drinks, read these amazing Amazon reviews of the product and discover how it can help you live the dream!

4. Pro Athletes For Oreos-

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Professional athletes are supposed to represent the pinnacle of physical fitness, and they train year round to keep their bodies in perfect form, so they probably aren't scarfing down bags of Oreos on a daily basis.

So why did Apolo Ohno, Eli Manning, Shaq and Venus Williams agree to endorse the Triple Double Oreo, a double decker cookie that's twice as bad for you? Something tells me Nabisco has many green presidential friends who helped sway them...

Relic by Machmigo

It was left to rust and rot in a field like a useless old relic, but unbeknownst to most of humanity that giant mechanical marvel made of iron is capable of destroying the entire planet. The giant mech came from another world, made by an alien race with tech knowledge far beyond our own, but when they lost their weapon they also lost all control over the mighty machine. It seems they'd made a huge mistake giving the mech a degree of free will, and when a little boy discovered the rusting relic in a field behind his house the giant discovered what it means to be human.

Bring some animated adventure to your geeky wardrobe with this Relic t-shirt by Machmigo, and show the world that American cartoons have some pretty cool mechs too!

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Hollywood filmmakers love to release merchandise based on their films, mostly because it means more money in their pocket, but not every film is a good basis for tie-in merchandise. In fact, some films really shouldn’t be marketed in this way at all, and yet the stream of movie tie-in merch flows on, bringing a new batch of bad products to us with every new batch of films.

Here are ten of the worst movie tie-in products ever made:

1. Rambo Black Flak Bubble Gum-

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Rambo does all of his talking with his weapons, and he apparently chews Black Flak gum while blasting the bad guys! Want to be just like Rambo, kiddies? Chew a pack of Black Flak all at once and feel the Sly Stallone energy coursing through your veins! 

2. Watchmen Condom-

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There was once a pretty good movie made about an amazing graphic novel by Alan Moore called The Watchmen, and someone saw unlimited merchandise potential in the franchise. They made licensed costumes, toys, accessories and apparel galore, but then they took film merchandising one step too far and released a Dr. Manhattan blue The Watchmen condom.

The condoms came complete with slogan “We're Society's Only Protection” printed on the paper sleeve, and anyone who has read the graphic novel and/or seen the film will know why this product is wrong in so many ways!

3. Letters To E.T. Book-

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The book Letters To E.T. is an utterly useless tie-in product, containing nothing but fan letters sent to Steven Spielberg after the release of E.T. in theaters. It pretty much has nothing to do with E.T., and something tells me the few people who bought a copy were the ones who wrote the letters contained in the book!

It’s one of the most lowdown examples of fandom exploitation, and probably left a lot of kids feeling sad and confused when they received it as a gift only to find it had virtually nothing to do with their favorite extraterrestrial.

4. Jar-Jar Binks Mega Mouth Candy-

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Jar-Jar Binks is the most beloved character in the Star Wars universe, the universally loved and celebrated character that starred in Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones, and kids and grown-ups loved him so much that they totally wanted to make out with him!

Enter the Jar-Jar Binks Mega Mouth candy, featuring a sucker center shaped like J-J’s tongue so you can relive that famous scene in the movie when that human totally makes out with him!

Bloodborne- Born In Blood by Mdk7

The Bloodborne is coming, storming in like the ides of March to cleanse the city of the impure and the fallen. He wasn't looking for a fight, or to become a hero, he was simply seeking a cure said to lie within the ruins of the city, but he wasn't going to back down either. This is no ordinary pilgrim, no mere traveler- he is a force of life born to destroy the darkness...

Add a touch of horror to your geeky wardrobe with this Bloodborne- Born In Blood t-shirt by Mdk7, it's dark and spooky in all the right ways!

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Daryl Brixon by Kgullholmen

The bricks had officially hit the fan, and Daryl knew he was going to have to fight for his little square life if he wanted to see his brother again. He'd witnessed dead plastic people rising from their graves,and it had almost shaken his resolve. How could dead plastic come back to life like that, and why did it now have an appetite for the living? He didn't know the why, only the how to turn them back into a motionless pile of bricks- with a bolt to the head!

Add some brick-tastic adventure to your geeky wardrobe with this Daryl Brixon t-shirt by Kgullholmen, and show the world you wouldn't be caught dead walking around in a boring t-shirt!

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The interwebs are teeming with life hacks, and yet it seems like the more of these little tips and tricks we read the less we remember them all, or any at all, when you're in need of a life hack solution to a problem.

That’s usually because the hack in question was created to solve a virtually nonexistent problem, and remembering a hack you hardly ever use is a waste of good brain space!

So where are all the hacks for everyday problems, problems people can relate to, in other words popsicle problem hacks?

You can find 20 perfectly pedestrian life hacks in this article inexplicably called 15 Best Life Hacks Everyone Needs To Know, and solve those everyday dilemmas with a wink and a smile!

Who's winning at life now? You are, you life hacker you!

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Hopefully Santa brought you everything on your list, but if he didn’t it may be due to the fact that he's currently undergoing an identity crisis.

It seems even Santa is subject to massive image overhauls, and that jolly old fat man with the long white beard and fuzzy red and white suit image just isn’t hip enough for the young folk

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He was good enough for Coca-Cola, and they sell like a bajillion bottles of Coke every year, so why is he being forced to modernize his image?

It could be because Justin Timberlake brought the sexy back, and the pop world went along with his sexifying plans, so now everything has to be sexified

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But Santa isn’t supposed to be sexy- when would he find the time to make presents when he’s always working on his abs?

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And if you’re gonna sexy him up at least give the guy an appropriately buff body!

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The Beetz by Eman!

They weren't the hottest band in the world, or the most well known, but The Beetz had something those other bands couldn't touch- a fan named Doug! They're a colorful bunch of characters, and the songs they write really resonate with their Funnie fans, because who doesn't relate to tracks like "Killer Tofu" and "I Need More Allowance"? For those who appreciate rockin' good tunes The Beetz can't be beat, for the rest there's that other band named after a bug...

Add some cartoon cool to your geeky wardrobe with this The Beetz t-shirt by Eman!, and take your style back to those nick toon 90s!

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Opps by Coinbox Tees

They were really good at finding their targets, taunting their targets and eliminating their targets, but they weren't in the business of shipping and transporting so they really had no business handling that slab of carbonite. However, neither one of 'em possessed the ability to turn down a buck, so when that giant slug of a crime boss paid for their services they gladly agreed. They got the thing on the transport ship all right, but the problem with flying through the middle of a war is things get mighty bumpy, and Fett had forgotten to secure that block of Solo in the cargo bay...

A mercenary and a bounty hunter went to a cantina...and then they ended up on this Opps t-shirt by Coinbox Tees, one funny adventure starring Wade and Boba that you can wear on your chest!

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Celebrating the holidays with your virtual family is an annual tradition for TV junkies like myself, but this year was sorely lacking in new Christmas episodes, especially in the sitcom world. so I had to go digging in the vaults.

Here are ten Christmas episodes from classic sitcoms of yesteryear, to remind us how good Yuletide sitcom episodes used to be.

1. 3rd Rock From The Sun- Jolly Old St. Dick (1996)-

What could be wackier than a bunch of aliens pretending to be a normal human family? How about a bunch of aliens pretending to be a normal human family at Christmastime! It's 3rd Rock, it's a Christmas episode, it's hilarious! 

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2. Married With Children- You Better Watch Out (1991)- 

Remember how amazing it was to see real life Santas doing amazing stunts and tricks when you were a kid? This episode of Married...With Children will show you how one minor mishap in a Santa stunt will scar you for life!

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3. Square Pegs - A Child's Christmas In Weemawee (1982)-

Do you remember that totally radical sitcom from the early 80s called Square Pegs? If not don't worry, because Square Pegs only lasted for a season, and is probably best known for launching the career of Sarah Jessica Parker, but it was a real gem of a show. 

Watch this Christmas episode and, like, let those nostalgiac holiday vibes flow, man! 

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Falkor Folklore by Bamboota

He's a legend among those who live in Fantasia, a serpentine figure that cuts across the night sky like a bolt of ivory, but for one little boy that dragon is more than just a mythical figure- he's also a friend. A story can only paint as much of a picture as the words will allow, and those tales simply don't do that dragon justice because they can't begin to describe what a joy it is to be around a being who is so massive and powerful in body yet humble and pure of heart.

Share your love of folklore and fantasy films with this Falkor Folklore t-shirt by Bamboota, it'll earn you a neverending stream of compliments!

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Artists and crafters know that nothing says "I love you" like a handmade gift, and when it comes to making stuff nothing makes new stuff quite like old stuff, also known as upcycling.

Here are ten fun and easy to follow tutorials that show you how to make neat new Christmas stuff out of old stuff you would otherwise just recycle or throw away.

1. Baby Food Jar Snowglobes-

When you've got a baby in the house you typically end up with a bunch of used baby food jars bound for the recycling bin, but why trash those jars when you can use them again? People often keep baby food jars around for nuts and bolts, art supplies, etc. but they can also be used to make neat little snowglobes!

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2. Paper Cup Wreath-

Stuck with a bunch of leftover cups from your last soiree? Cups of all sizes and materials make a great, and very unique, wreath. This tutorial presents a plain white cup wreath as the final product, but it looks like the skeleton of a far more colorful wreath to me.

With a little paint, tinsel, ribbon, candy, and whatnot you can turn a string of cups into one cool piece of DIY Christmas decor.

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However, cups can always be saved for another occassion, but what the heck can you do with all those small scraps of wrapping paper? Turn them into a stylish and ultra festive wreath wrapping paper wreath, and show everyone who visits your home that you are one creative Christmas lovin' crafter!

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3. Pasta Christmas Tree Decor-

Remember all those pasta related projects from elementary school? Bring those fun food art projects forward into adulthood by making some cute little Pasta Christmas Trees! They're utterly adorable, fun and easy to make, and they'll bring a bit of your childhood home to stay in a really crafty way!

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4. Light Bulb Ornaments-

When light bulbs burn out they end up in the trash, but their glass bodies, which are perfectly round or teardrop shaped, and metal tops make them ideal forms for a hand painted Christmas tree ornament.

This tutorial require intermediate to advanced level painting skills, but when you think of the light bulb as the underlying form of your ornament crafters of all skill levels can create something cool with an idea, a bulb and some supplies.

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Arkham Is The New Black by Nertee Designs

It seems prison shows are all the rage these days, but they've finally put some folks on the small screen who are capable of creating some extremely watchable chaos- the inmates from Arkham asylum. Anybody who's ever seen him on the screen knows that Joker was meant to be a star, but most of the other criminally insane stars of the show had to ease into the limelight, and they're still not sure about all those cameras. Fans of that other popular prison show are probably wondering to themselves- but which one is Crazy Eyes? Take your pick!

Bring some villainous fun to your geeky wardrobe with this Arkham Is The New Black t-shirt by Nertee Designs, it's the perfect shirt whether you're enjoying a night out on the town or you're locked up at home binge watching your favorite TV show.

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Smash Brawl by Dooomcat

The Smash bros. Mario and Luigi run a totally clean operation, that is after they've sprayed all the Pac blood and Kirby goop off the walls of the battle arenas, but the extremely long waiting list proves that video game avatars love a good brawl. However, after a few rounds of combat in the Super Smash arenas the video game world is left sadly lacking in heroes like Link and Sonic, as they recover from their battle wounds!

Add some console gaming color to your geeky wardrobe with this Smash Brawl t-shirt by Dooomcat, it's the gamiest bit of gear you'll ever proudly wear around town.

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