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Iconic Bikini Moments That Made Our Summers Sizzle

It's hard to imagine a bikini being seen as controversial today, but the bikini was once the most scandalous swimsuit to hit the beach, that is, until they started making those movies with Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon.

But in the less than 100 years since the bikini made its revealing debut it has gone from a no-no on many beaches to standard gear on just about every beach in the world.

And it's all thanks to bikini pioneers like Nancy Sinatra, who posed in a sexy white bikini with them big ol' boots she uses for walkin'and caused controversy with the bikini photo on the cover of her album Sugar.

But well before Nancy let her midriff breathe Hollywood mega-star Rita Hayworth stepped out of the pool for this shot from 1946 that had everybody offering to be her own personal lifeguard. 

Rita led the way for Marilyn Monroe to stun in her two piece suit while keeping it classy as always

And last but certainly not least here's Halle Berry in that sharp orange bikini she wore in Die Another Day in 2002, which comes complete with dagger scabbard in case a Beach Blanket Rumble breaks out.

See The 18 Most Iconic Bikini Moments Of All Time here


The Hidden Animals You See In This Picture Say Something About Your Personality

Psychologists use the Rorschach, or inkblot, test as a starting point in determing what's on a patient's mind, in order to quickly assess their mental situation.

But who wants to pay hundreds of dollars to talk to some stranger about your mother and how you're feeling?

Instead, use the image above to determine stuff about yourself- because the internet says so!

There are seven animals in the compiled photo above, and the animals you see first are said to lay your soul bare.

Ready to see what you got?

Here's what I saw first- the cardinal and the crab.  Wow, this thing realy works! *wink*

You can see the rest of The Hidden Animals You See In This Image Say A Lot About Your Personality here, now aren't you glad you know more about your own personality because you stared at a blurry picture online?

Of course you are! *wink wink*

-Via 22 Words


This Totally Rad 80s Video Dating Montage Will Melt Your Heart

Before there was online dating there was a horrible train wreck called video dating, where single men and women sat in front of a video camera and recorded a brief statement to entice potential partners.

These videos were then shown to singles who could pick and choose who they wanted to date based on visual impression, allowing them to find their match made in heaven among those video dating stars.

However, people weren't used to being in front of a camera all the time like they are today, so many of these video dating profiles were painfully awkward to watch.

(YouTube Link)

Video dating enthusiast and love fan Jameson Murphy clipped together this montage of prime 80s hunk meat straight from VHS to show us how good daters have it today.

-Via Meme Base


Guy Live Tweets While His "Insane" Co-Worker Quits His Job

Quitting was a far more private thing before social media made it easy to share stories from our daily lives, so if you choose to quit in spectacular fashion expect to see it posted online.

But what are we to think when some guy named Dan Hopper live tweets his co-worker's epic quitting meltdown even though that co-worker claims none of it ever actually happened?

We're supposed to shake our fists and say “you got me again, ya darn internet hooligan!”, which is probably how people reacted after reading a few of Dan's “live tweets”.

Dan's whole story started to fall apart when he sent this tweet:

Hard to tweet indeed, Twitter is obviously so easy to use any bored office working twit can do it!

See Guy Live Tweets His INSANE Coworker Quitting His Job here (contains NSFW language)


Artist Reimagines Characters From Super Smash Bros. 4 In Mayan Style

Artists are constantly reimagining pop culture characters in Asian (mostly Japanese) art styles, but there's a great big world full of other styles out there which are constantly being overlooked.

That's why these Mayan art inspired versions of Super Smash Bros. 4 characters by Tucson-based artist Sita Nava are a breath of fresh air, standing out in a sea of ninjas and samurai.

The characters, and their powers, are still easy to identify in the Mayan glyph style, and Sita's inclusion of traditional Mayan fashion and symbols complete each character's Mesoamerican transformation.

-Via Kotaku


Sometimes Cute, Sometimes Creepy, Always Delightful Illustrations By Randyotter

Sometimes looking at a bunch of funny little drawings is all it takes to brighten my day, and if you feel the same way about delightful doodles as I do then you'll get a kick out of Randyotter's art.

Randyotter draws lighthearted little scenes with a familiar style that only adds to the charm, and much like the food featured in his pieces you can't eat, or look at, just one.

No, your appetite for absurdity won't be satisfied until you've seen all the funny Randyotter has to offer, and after looking through them all you may find your outlook on life altered by Randyotter's random drawings.

Don't worry, this side effect will soon fade, but the memory of those delightful doodles will last a lifetime.

See Exercise Your Demons: Funny and Delightful Illustrations by Randyotter here


Comedian Fixes Flags From Around The World

Some people see a bunch of eye pleasing shapes and colors when they look at a flag, others see symbols that represent a country, but comedian Jack Douglass sees a problem.

Jack has taken it upon himself to fix all those totally wrong flags being used by countries around the world, and his efforts may lead to world peace in our time.

(YouTube Link)

Okay, so maybe the world peace thing was a pipe dream, but at least the Vatican now has an amazing new flag!

-Via Tastefully Offensive


Anonymous Alcoholics - Here's To Wealth And Getting Wasted!


Anonymous Alcoholics by tomburns

When the shadowy organization known as Anonymous started wearing those Guy Fawkes masks most people found the look equal parts scary and silly, but when the upscale fellows who frequent Tanner's Tavern saw the look they instantly fell in love. The masks, you see, would allow them to drink in anonymity, so their fellow executives and all their underlings would have no idea who that well dressed man passed out in the corner really is. This anonymizing mask quickly became a hit with the alcoholic one percenters, and it wasn't long before the posh perverts and the deboinnaire drug addicts discovered its value as well. For you're only as good as your reputation, and with the power of Guy on their side they could still play boss during work hours while getting blind stinking drunk at night!

Show the world the secret to maintaining your untarnished reputation with this Anonymous Alcoholics t-shirt by tomburns, it explains a lot about why corporate morale never seems to sink as low as their actions...

Visit tomburns's Facebook fan page, official website, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more ridiculously good designs:

Yellow Kubrick Road 1975 E=MC Escher 8 Bit Bad

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Wookiee Crisp - Chew Chew Chewie Approved!


Wookiee Crisp by zerobriant

Breakfast cereals have become so boring, but when you tear into a box of of Wookiee Crisp your boring routine becomes an exciting adventure among the stars! Soon your family will go to war over who gets the free Millennium Falcon toy inside, but you'll be sitting back smirking Solo style because you bought the cereal and removed the toy in the grocery store! Wookiee Crisp is guaranteed to be 75% hair free, and it's the taste Chewie loves so you know it's at least edible! So force your family to buy you a box of Wookiee Crisp and crunch down on the granola flavor of Kashyyk today!

Keep your geeky style nice and crunchy in milk with this Wookiee Crisp t-shirt by zerobriant, it's the tasty way to celebrate the legacy of breakfast cereals based on our favorite geeky franchises!

Visit zerobriant's Facebook fan page, official website, Instagram, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more deliciously geeky designs:

Hannibalism Yodasmack Saturday Night Dance-Off Madame Vestra and Jenny

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Gym Henson's Workout Shop - Where Is That Towel Boy Gonzo?


Gym Henson's Workout Shop by Dann Matthews

Kermit may look like he has limp and noodly limbs, but try to push that puppet around and you'll see just how strong that little frog really is! He stays pumped by working out three to five hours a day, takes amphibian approved supplements that help his muscles stay nice and vasculated, and he eats ten pounds of meat of day, his favorite being bacon, of course. That little wimpy nice guy character he plays in the various Muppet projects has people convinced he's a pushover, but any man, animal or monster who has pushed him too far has seen how scary that little frog can be!

Exercise in geeky style with this Gym Henson's Workout Shop t-shirt by Dann Matthews, it's the funny shirt you wear while getting serious about your fitness routine!

Visit Dann Matthews's Facebook fan page, official website, Tumblr and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more mighty geeky designs:

PokeMeseeks Shy Princess Bob's Lil' Bits Punch Man

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Party Animals - So Who's The Designated Stomper?


Party Animals by DeepFriedArt

Kaiju have been called the original party animals, but if humans want to play with them they'd better stick to the Super Deformed variety, who are closer to human sized. Otherwise those rambunctious monsters might start stomping and thrashing about and step on any humans hanging around, and if you think hangovers are bad wait 'til a kaiju stomps on you at a monster party!

Kick it old school kaiju style with this Party Animals t-shirt by DeepFriedArt, it's a mighty fun tee to wear whether you're about to go out and party down with your fellow animals or you're gonna stay home and have a kaiju movie marathon.

Visit DeepFriedArt's Facebook fan page and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more ginormously geeky designs:

American Paint Splatter Shield Finding Luke The Substitute Mystical Whisperer

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Doof Fink - The Heart Of Rock N Roll Hangs Around His Neck


Doof Fink by poopsmoothie & BeastPop

The Doof has proven to be a polarizing figure in the wastelands, and even the most devout War Boys aren't sure if he's an asset or an annoyance when he starts shredding his hot guitar as they fight. But his rockin' tunes do drive those weirdos wild, and they really make Max mad, so Immortan Joe keeps the Doof around just in case he needs to shatter some ear drums on the battlefield. So far his fiery shows have alienated all but the craziest killers in the wasteland, keeping Joe's numbers low but filling his ranks with only the most murderous bastards, and yet Joe still finds the Doof's music about as appealing as a rod through the skull!

Get your motor running by bringing home this Doof Fink t-shirt by poopsmoothie and BeastPop, it's the rockin' good way to show love for Max and the madmen he's forced to fight for survival.

Visit poopsmoothie's Facebook fan page, official website and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop.

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FROM THE EGG: DEATH, LIFE Furiosa Fink immortan fink Infinity Worm

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A Supercut Of 70s And 80s Movie References Found In Stranger Things

If you're a fan of all the fantastic sci-fi and other genre movies that came out in the 1980s then you will really enjoy the new Netflix series Stranger Things.

Here's the official blurb, so as not to spoil the series for you:

This thrilling Netflix-original drama stars award-winning actress Winona Ryder as Joyce Byers, who lives in a small Indiana town in 1983 -- inspired by a time when tales of science fiction captivated audiences. When Joyce's 12-year-old son, Will, goes missing, she launches a terrifying investigation into his disappearance with local authorities. As they search for answers, they unravel a series of extraordinary mysteries involving secret government experiments, unnerving supernatural forces, and a very unusual little girl.

If you haven't seen the show yet you may not want to watch this supercut of references to movies from the 70s and 80s found in Stranger Things because it contains spoilers.

But make sure you come back after you've watched the show!

References to 70-80's movies in Stranger Things from Ulysse Thevenon on Vimeo.

French journalist Ulysse Thevenon edited this side-by-side comparison supercut together for our edification, and even though the references were obvious it only added to the overall vibe of the show in my opinion.

-Via Laughing Squid


Eat Them All - Go Forth And Devour The Competition


Eat them all by salvatrane

Kirby is constantly being mistaken for a pocket monster, which drives him up the wall considering they're simply captives and sidekicks and he's the star of his own series. But instead of getting mad and turning as red as an apple Kirby decided to join in on the fun and catch them all...so he can eat them. He started with the simpler beings such as Magikarp, monsters who could do nothing more than sit there while Kirby gobbled them up, but as his appetite for poke increased he set his sights on larger prey. Soon he had eaten all of the basic set and was looking to evolve his diet, so Kirby set his sights on that barbecued reptile Charizard and prepared to have the most epic pocket monster meal of all time...

Show the world you have an appetite for pocket monster destruction with this Eat Them All t-shirt by salvatrane, it's the funny way to declare your love for that gluttonous pink puffball Kirby!

Visit salvatrane's Facebook fan page, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more deliciously geeky designs:

Old School never die! Real Man Reservoir Crayon Make retro-money

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Anakitten Unmasked - The Ultimate Twist


Anakitten Unmasked by Droidloot

Fans of that war in the stars were waiting for years to find out who or what lie beneath that shiny black mask worn by Lord Vader, and when they discovered the truth they were shocked and awed. But in a recently uncovered rewrite Darth was replaced with a grumpy little cat who would prove to be the most sinister and wicked force in the universe because she didn't give a meow about human lives. However, the film's producers felt this revelation would be too unnerving and too bizarre for audiences to handle so they went with the old sausage faced Anakin Skywalker bit to tie the storyline together neatly. Still, wouldn't it have been far more disturbing to find grumpy cat scowling under that shiny black helmet?

Your fellow fans will purr with delight when they see you wearing this Anakitten Unmasked t-shirt by Droidloot, and you'll become a force for comedy goodness in the universe.

Visit Droidloot's Facebook fan page, official website, Instagram, Tumblr and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more delightfully geeky designs:

Game Over Banana Rescue Monkey Business Awesome Sauce

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