Anonymous Alcoholics - Here's To Wealth And Getting Wasted!


Anonymous Alcoholics by tomburns

When the shadowy organization known as Anonymous started wearing those Guy Fawkes masks most people found the look equal parts scary and silly, but when the upscale fellows who frequent Tanner's Tavern saw the look they instantly fell in love. The masks, you see, would allow them to drink in anonymity, so their fellow executives and all their underlings would have no idea who that well dressed man passed out in the corner really is. This anonymizing mask quickly became a hit with the alcoholic one percenters, and it wasn't long before the posh perverts and the deboinnaire drug addicts discovered its value as well. For you're only as good as your reputation, and with the power of Guy on their side they could still play boss during work hours while getting blind stinking drunk at night!

Show the world the secret to maintaining your untarnished reputation with this Anonymous Alcoholics t-shirt by tomburns, it explains a lot about why corporate morale never seems to sink as low as their actions...

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