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Mom Is Outraged That Wendy's Called Her Son "Lil Ugly Dude" On His Receipt

Working at a fast food restaurant can be tough, demeaning and thankless, but that doesn't justify employees taking their frustrations out on a customer, especially when the victim of their bullying is a kid.

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A teen was recently embarrassed by the staff at Wendy's, who referred to him as "Lil Ugly Dude" on his receipt and made fun of him, and when his mom heard about the incident she took to Facebook to vent.

Good Morning FBF this been bothering me all night. I took my son to Wendy's to get something to eat last night. He went inside to place his order, instead of the cashier being courtesy and ask my son what's his name to put on his ticket she took it upon herself to put on the bottom of his receipt Lil Ugly Dude. This is unacceptable and unprofessional. My child was so embarrassed and upset he said the whole store was laughing at him including the manager. I play about alot of things but my kids isn't one. My ghetto side was telling me to go back up there and let them have it. But I rather do it the right way.

This may sound trivial to most adults, but teens constantly struggle with self-esteem issues so having an entire staff laugh at them and call them ugly doesn't just sting- it leaves a scar.

The moral of the story? If you're gonna act the fool at work and make fun of a customer try not to leave a paper trail!

-Via Distractify


Blatant Lies Printed On Product Labels

Every time you go down the aisles of a grocery or department store you see product labels vying for your attention, boldly claiming their products are new, improved and give you more for your money.

But you probably shouldn't listen to those labels- because many of them are telling lies.

They use words and phrases like "organic", "made with real fruit", "no cholesterol". "heart healthy" and "grass fed" to fool us into thinking we're paying more for higher quality products.

The use of deceptive wording has become standard practice on product labels, but the problem isn't just what the labels omit- it's the things they mention on purpose to trick us into choosing their brand over others.

See 23 Shockingly Blatant Lies Hidden On Product Labels here


Strange Violet Beauregarde Inspired Blueberry Inflation Video

You're probably aware of Internet Rule 34 if you've spent enough time online, but in case you're not familiar Rule 34 states "if it exists there IS porn of it", because the internet.

Since this rule has proven to be true time and again it's no surprise that Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory has been the subject of porn and fetish parodies.

But fetish video company TaylorMadeClips chose to make some really strange videos based on an odd scene from the movie- the scene where Violet Beauregarde is transformed into a giant blueberry.

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TaylorMadeClips has created a bunch of "blueberry inflation" videos featuring a woman being transformed into a blueberry out of the blue, and surprisingly only a few of them are overtly NSFW.

And while these videos aren't exactly porn there's definitely something sick and smutty about them, so if you ever meet a self-professed fan of "blueberry inflation" tell them "You get nothing! Good day sir!"

-Via Boing Boing


The Nerdy Costumes You'll See This Halloween

Halloween parties have changed quite a bit over the last decade due to the mainstreaming of geek culture, and now instead of a few fanboys and fangirls dressing geeky for the party every Tom, Dick and Harry comes as Clark Kent.

This geeky costume overload tends to make nerds rage, but they get their revenge by showing up in a clever costume that stands out in a sea of Harleys, Deadpools and random comic book movie characters.

So if you head out to a Halloween party this year don't be surprised if you see lots of the same super suits and trendy pop culture costumes, but if you want to stand out don't dress up at all!

See The 6 Nerdy Costumes You'll See This Halloween here


This Simple Trick Makes Drawing In Two-Point Perspective A Breeze

Most artists will agree perspective drawing skills can only be developed with lots of practice, and a proper perspective drawing needs to be properly plotted out first, but what if you just need to bust out a sketch?

There has got to be a quicker and easier way to plot and sketch out a fairly accurate two-point perspective drawing, right?

There is, and as you can see in this video shared on Instagram by @architectdrw all you need is an elastic string and a paper clip to bust out a surprisingly accurate sketch.

Perspective drawing with thin string:)

A video posted by reza asgaripour (@architectdrw) on Sep 21, 2016 at 12:49pm PDT

-Via Archinect


Baby Sneezes Off His Snapchat Filter Beard And It Lands On His Dad's Face

Snapchat didn't revolutionize the world of social media apps, nor did it give us a bunch of amazing features we hadn't seen before.

But the app has made some silly dreams come true- like the dream of giving your baby a beard. Not your idea of fun? Maybe it's a dad thing.

Snapchat lets dads apply a filter beard to their unsuspecting infants while shooting videos and pics on their phones, and yet, as the dad in this video from AFV found out, Snapchat filters aren't programmed to handle sneezes.

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-Via Laughing Squid


The 9 Types Of People Who Suck At Facebooking

Are you on Facebook and friends with more than just your immediate family? Then you've probably encountered people who suck at Facebooking, meaning they don't seem to understand how the site works.

They invite you to their events even though you live five states away, they market their crappy business by spamming their FB friends or, worst of all, they flood you with a never ending stream of game invites.

These Facebook Failers make you wonder why you still have an account, but thanks to social media naturalist The Oatmeal we can spot and block these cretins before they make us delete our accounts.

See The 9 Types of People Who Truly Suck At Facebook here (NSFW)


Shadow Tag - Gotta Think Twice Before Catching A Ghost Type


Shadow Tag by miski

GO out catching monsters for your pocket during this time of year and you may get more than you bargained for, but not in a good way. For this is the time of Samhain, when magic is in the air and those dark and spooky ghost type pocket monsters are everywhere, waiting to waylay wanna-be trainers and scare up some fun. If you should ever find yourself face-to-shadow with a ghost type monster such as Gengar or Gourgeist don't worry- they can't hurt you if you can outrun them!

Warn your fellow trainers about the danger of playing GO during All Hallow's Eve with this Shadow Tag t-shirt by Miski, it's mega-spooky and mega-cool!

Visit miski's Facebook fan page, official website, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more dark and geeky designs:

Don't Read the Comments Indigo-Go-Go Floss Dog Slowpilot

View more designs by miski | More Funny T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


Flash VS Reverse Flash - Things Are About To Get Electrifying


Flash VS Reverse Flash by Soulkr

Their rivalry has transcended all superheroic universes and now borders on the ridiculous, because those two speedsters seem to have gone MAD! Strange things can happen when you run so fast you tear holes in reality, but when you're using your full speed force to run for your life you go forward and don't look back. That's the problem with rivals and rivalrie- they push you into making silly, and potentially catastrophic, decisions because your mind is set on VS mode, but every speedster knows hasty decisions will one day blow up in your face.

I spy with my little eye an amazing, astounding, and very flashy Flash VS Reverse Flash t-shirt by Soulkr, it's the bomb!

Visit Soulkr's Facebook fan page and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more super slick designs:

Stranger Banana Flashsy Delivery Service Not This Ball

View more designs by Soulkr | More Comic T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


The Mystery Bunch - They Doo Halloween Right!


The Mystery Bunch by AndreusD

Scooby and the gang celebrate Halloween just like everyone else, and they have fun dressing up and scaring the creeps they're chasing right back, but this year Scooby's got a surprise for both the bad guys and the gang- because he's actually dead. Well, technically he's undead, a reanimated corpse brought back by a strange chemical he encountered in the old abandoned toy factory, and death hasn't diminished his appetite one bit. But Scooby Snax and mile high sandwiches aren't cutting the mustard anymore, because Scooby Doo is out for fresh meat, and the Mystery Machine is starting to look like a lunch truck on wheels...

Dress appropriately for the Halloween season with this The Mystery Bunch by AndreusD, it's a new spin on an old classic that's sure to make your fellow fans howl with approval!

Visit AndreusD's Facebook fan page, Tumblr and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more frightfully fun designs:

Black Pyramid Gym Aviary Kombat Who's Got Jokes WonderEagle

View more designs by AndreusD | More Cartoon T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


Guy Meets Daniel The Emotional Support Duck On Flight

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People have fully exploited any loopholes they can find in the rules regarding service dogs, and now it's not uncommon to see chihuahuas and other tiny dogs sporting the service vest like they're the real deal.

And there are people strutting around with service pigs, cats, snakes, parrots and even a service pony, but I can't recall ever seeing a service duck in action- until now.

Daniel the emotional support duck was spotted by author Mark Essig as he flew from Charlotte to Asheville, North Carolina, and the two got along swimmingly.

Now everyone will want an emotional support duck by their side while they fly, and support ducks will become the new trend in first class flight amenities.

See This Guy Had An "Emotional Support Duck" On His Plane And It's Adorable here


England's New Plastic Polymer Five Pound Note Doubles As A Record Player

The Bank of England made monetary history when they released their new plastic polymer five pound note- a futuristic bill that's supposed to be stronger than the old bills, with more security features and less environmental impact.

But they also unknowingly created a new generation of record spinning DJs- because the edge of the plastic polymer note can be used to play vinyl records.

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Sound artist Michael Ridge discovered this cutting edge use for the plastic bill after some experimentation, but he's not the only one who has discovered neat stuff about this new bill.

Because people have been testing the boundaries of this futuristic funny money non-stop since it was released in September, and so far it has proven to be worth every cent!

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-Via Laughing Squid


Tumblr Users Try To Explain TV Shows Based On A Single Frame

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The thousands of frames that make up a TV show are edited together into an episode in order to tell a cohesive story to the audience, so it's not really fair to make assumptions about the show based on a single frame.

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But the internet is full of people with really strong opinions about shows they've never seen, and if you post a single frame screenshot from a show and ask them to explain what's going on they'll answer.

And sometimes their responses actually sound like an episode of the show, which means these people are lying when they say they've never watched the show or the show was written via algorithm.

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See 17 Tumblr Users Try to Explain TV Shows From a Single Screenshot here (NSFW language)


Beware Of These Dangerously Adorable Dogs

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When your dog acts aggressively toward strangers you have to put a sign up on your fence so visitors don't come waltzing into your yard and get their butts bit.

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And it's still fun to put up a "beware of dog" sign when your dog is a big ol' softie who'd rather lick people to death than bite them, if only so your visitors can have a good laugh.

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But there are lots of dogs out there who need to be identified as dangerous even though they only pose a threat to your ankles, because little dogs are often feistier than their larger relatives.

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But the most dangerous and sign-worthy pets on the block aren't dogs- they're the cats who are so hardcore their owners felt a "beware of dog" sign was more appropriate!

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See 10+ Dangerous Dogs Behind "Beware Of Dog" Signs here


The Supervillains You'll Fight At Every Stage Of Your Life

The human body is like a supervillain's laboratory, and once you figure out how to keep the fluids from exploding everywhere you start to realize what that walking lab of yours can do.

It creates fearsome imagination monsters to keep us up at night, hormones that turn hairless kids into shaggy beasts, and various unpleasant substances which can be used as girlfriend repellant.

Once we've learned how to use our labs to further our plans for world domination we're hit with another villainous twist- lab rental fees, energy costs and the debt incurred when we decided to expand our lab's database.

Illustrator Caldwell Tanner presents The 6 Supervillains You'll Fight at Every Stage of Your Life, an ageless tale of superheroic life changes starring you!


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