You really can't blame the duck for being afraid of the water. Imagine the first time his mama and the other ducklings took to the water, and he couldn't get anywhere. Probably scarred him for life.

I ar not a gud spellar.

Wow, 100% Obama, even though in some of the questions I wasn't altogether sure who said what.

On the one hand, why have a website if you don't want anyone to know about it? And why should a government agency have a "secret" but accessible website?

If it's an internal site, it can be passsword-protected. Otherwise, its silly to hide it.

Peeves, the difference is probably because women live longer than men. There are a lot of elderly women living alone, and they vote!

Thanks, bobby! That made my day!

There's an entirely different set of comments after the "more" link.

The 2,996 Project has links to a tribute for each of these people, done by volunteer bloggers two years ago.

http://project2996.com/blog/?page_id=2

She's not going to get enough money.

Hmm, I wasn't looking at a database list. I looked at the world map.

I don't think he ever said he was at work.

My mother-in-law has paradoxical insomnia. She tells me all the time how she can never sleep in the daytime, and she's jealous that I can. Then when I go visit, she's snoring so loud I can hear her through the door! Later, she'll say she tried to sleep, but never did. Various housemates have confirmed the same thing happens at night. She'll talk all the next day about how she didn't get a wink of sleep, but the snoring kept waking her sister up!

Maybe if she bites it enough, her teeth will be clean!

Hey! Congratulations to you, too, Denita! It's a baby boom around here!

Congratulations, John!