Boue's Big Day

looked more like a small horse

I own a greyhound. All greyhound owners will attest that yes, they are in fact the laziest dogs EVARRRR! They're nicknamed "45 mph couch potatoes" for a reason. I swear, whether I take King for a walk or not, all day long all he does is lay around. He is active in my backyard for about two minutes, then he even lays down out there and knocks out. Other people's dogs amaze me at how active they are. Mine, and most other greyhounds I know, take retirement very seriously.

that's what i do all day when i'm depressed

I don't think he ever said he was at work.

hey i thought he said he was at work. I saw that milisecond of you, you LIAR!

This is what my cat does all day, she's a little more creative though, sporadically getting up to move to another more suitable place. And occasionally killing things.