Every time you reload the page, you'll get a different randomly-generated recipe. This goes a long way toward proving that machines can't cook. Here's what I got on the first try:

Coffee Surprise
Serves 5
You will need:

* 20ml coffee
* 3 slices of bread
* 20g sugar
* 20ml red wine
* 100ml tabasco sauce

Instructions:

1. pre-heat the oven to 230 C
2. fry the slices of bread until browned
3. microwave the red wine
4. fry the coffee
5. saute the slices of bread
6. spoon the coffee onto a warmed plate
7. saute the red wine
8. microwave the sugar
9. eat the slices of bread
10. slice the tabasco sauce
11. bake for 80 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/ -via b3ta

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