Neatorama presents a guest post from actor, comedian, and voiceover artist Eddie Deezen. Visit Eddie at his website.

"Green figs, plain yogurt, and coffee -very black." James Bond orders breakfast in To Russia With Love (1963).

1. The First Academy Awards Banquet (May 1929)

Terrapin Soup
Jumbo Squab Perigeaux
Lobster Eugenia
L.A. Salad
Fruit Supreme

2. Elvis Presley Meets The Beatles (August 27, 1965).

In rock music's greatest summit meeting, the Fab Four met The King at Elvis's home, Graceland. Brian Epstein, the Beatles' manager was present, as well as members of both entourages. Elvis' then-girlfriend, Priscilla, also made a brief appearance. Elvis and his manager, Colonel Tom Parker, served the Beatles:

Broiled chicken liver wrapped in bacon
Sweet and sour meatballs
Deviled eggs
Cracked crab
Cold Cuts
Fruit and cheese  

3. The Apollo 11 Moon Mission (July 1969)

Among the various dehydrated food and beverages Neil Armstrong, Edwin Aldrin, Jr. and Michael Collins dined on during the Apollo mission were:

Spaghetti with Meat Sauce
Ham Salad Sandwiches
Scalloped Potatoes
Peas
Bacon squares
Sausage Patties
Chicken Steak
Fruitcake Cubes
Bite-size Brownies
Pineapple Cake
Fruit Punch
Coffee (for the first time, astronauts were allowed to consume coffee)
Orange Drink (not Tang)

So, you got stuck in a 1970s-built bunker with no air conditioning and a smelly roommate? Some college dorms are like that, even to the point of splitting rooms into more rooms to make room for all those incoming freshman. Then there are places like Willow Street Residence Hall at Tulane University, which you see here. See more of the nicest dorms in the world at Flavorwire. Link

(Image credit: Mack Scogin/Merrill Elam Architects)

So that's what they call candy corn these days! Makes it less appetizing, and that means more for me! Link -via WTFPinterest

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Even in modern-day Suburbia, a human male's instinct to assert dominance can pop up when you least expect it. Rhett and Link demonstrate an episode of one-upmanship in rap form. -via Irene's Internet

This is a McDonalds outlet in New Hyde Park, Long Island, New York. McDonalds didn't set out to make one of their restaurants this beautiful. The Georgian mansion called The Denton House is over 200 years old -or at least parts of it are. It's been passed around and used as everything from a restaurant to a funeral home.   

By 1986, it was abandoned and on the verge of falling down.

McDonalds purchased the property with the intention of tearing it down and replacing it with a standard McDonald’s restaurant. Thank God for the citizens of the New Hyde Park, who worked to secure landmark status for the building in 1987.

McDonald’s had no choice but to restore the property and work within the parameters of the landmarks commission, which ultimately resulted in their most beautiful restaurant in America (if you know of a better example, please let me know).

You can read more about the history of the Denton House, and see lots of pictures, both historical and the gorgeous interior of the present McDonalds at Scouting New York. Link -via Cynical-C

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The Beards is an Australian band that produces songs about facial hair. Really. Here's their latest music video, "Got Me a Beard," which tells the story of a man who left a girlfriend because she wanted him to shave. -via the Presurfer

The great thing about new gadgets and their popularity is that it makes replacement components for my dinosaur desktop all that much cheaper. Comic from The Doghouse Diaries. Link -via Geeks Are Sexy

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This week we introduced feature-length exclusive articles to our new Halloween blog. This week we had The Stories Behind Three Classic Halloween Movies and its sequel The Stories Behind Three More Horror Classics. As we get closer to the holiday, there will be more exclusive articles on Halloween lore, costumes, decorations, and fun stuff you'll want to read. Make sure you check out the Neatorama Halloween blog every day!

Here at the main site, Jill Harness introduced us to 8 Animals Who Have Tried Their Paws & Hooves At Politics.

Eddie Deezen told us all about Toto, The Wizard of Oz Dog (1932-1945) and The Beatles' Troublesome Butcher Album Cover.

The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity Suggest a Better Way to Choose Politicians came from The Annals of Improbable Research.

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader contributed The History of Glass.

And How the French Revolution Gave Birth to the Restaurant Business was reprinted from mental_floss magazine.

In the What Is It? game this week, the little thing you were asked to identify is a device to hold golf tees and ball markers. Berhard was first with the correct answer, and wins a t-shirt! As for the funniest answer, pismonque said,

Well, it used to be a robot centipede, before some cruel little fiend pulled all its legs off and made it into a keychain. Some people shouldn't be allowed to have nice things.

Yep, that's worth a t-shirt as well! Thanks to everyone who played this week. You'll find the answers to all this week's mystery items at the What Is It? blog.

The Neatorama Caption Contest: Beon Sleeps is still open for your entries. There are t-shirts from the NeatoShop up for grabs!

The post with the most comments this week was We Should Ban Life Jackets & Other Flotation Devices, followed by Is It Unprofessional for a College Professor to Breastfeed During Class? If you haven't put your two cents worth in yet, go see what all the fuss is about.

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In 2005, Kalamazoo, Michigan, went from a somewhat below-average place to live to a powerful magnet of a city in just one day. Seven years later, the New York Times magazine looks at how the hope of higher education has transformed the town.

Back in November 2005, when this year’s graduates were in sixth grade, the superintendent of Kalamazoo’s public schools, Janice M. Brown, shocked the community by announcing that unnamed donors were pledging to pay the tuition at Michigan’s public colleges, universities and community colleges for every student who graduated from the district’s high schools. All of a sudden, students who had little hope of higher education saw college in their future. Called the Kalamazoo Promise, the program — blind to family income levels, to pupils’ grades and even to disciplinary and criminal records — would be the most inclusive, most generous scholarship program in America.

It would also mark the start of an important social experiment. From the very beginning, Brown, the only person in town who communicates directly with the Promise donors, has suggested that the program is supposed to do more than just pay college bills. It’s primarily meant to boost Kalamazoo’s economy. The few restrictions — among them, children must reside in the Kalamazoo public-school district and graduate from one of its high schools — seem designed to encourage families to stay and work in the region for a long time. The program tests how place-based development might work when education is the first investment.

Since The Promise was made, student test scores have gone up, the school district's enrollment increased by 2,000 students, $35 million has been granted in tuition money, and Kalamazoo is now a place to which families want to move. The program has also inspired other towns and school districts to compete by helping more students pay for college. Link -via Kottke

Ethel Maze of Circleville, Ohio, took a group of 18 disabled veterans and volunteers to Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida. She hadn't planned to take her cat Bob-bob, but there he was, stowed away in her suitcase when she arrived at her Disney Resort hotel.

Mike Groleau, the group's designated "baggage handler," said he thought he saw the bag move — but after a long night of packing, he slapped some tags on the front and back of the green suitcase and loaded it with the rest.

"This was the last bag I grabbed," Groleau said. "... [S]omehow it got zipped up."

Ten hours later, as the group settled into its Disney-area hotel, Maze unzipped the bag, and there was Bob-bob, a little shaken but still purring.

Despite a TSA security check (which did not set off any alarms) and several hours in the cargo hold, Bob-bob appeared to be just fine. Link -via Arbroath

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If you needed an excuse to buy a boat, this is probably the best one. Insurance against the zombie apocalypse is just common sense. Link -via Alltop

Edible brains are easy; you've seen the recipes for gelatin or cake brains made in a brain mold. But here's how the folks in Hollywood do it, to give an authentic look and feel when zombies eat them on camera. It's not the delicious recipe you need for a party, but if ingested, it is digestible. The text of the recipe is at Underwire. Link

The brain mold is available at the NeatoShop!

Restaurants love to come up with extravagant recipes that are worth their weight in gold -in publicity. Whether anyone actually pays such outrageous prices are another matter. And if they do, it's a clear case of conspicuous consumption. Jill Harness found 15 such dishes offered by restaurants around the world that neither you nor I will ever be able to order. Pictured here is the Zillion Dollar Lobster Frittata, containing caviar, lobster, and other yummy stuff that will set you back $1,000 a serving. Read about all 15 expensive dishes at mental_floss. Link

DeviantART member DrFaustusAU illustrated the poster from Ghostbusters as if it were set in Victorian times! This is just one of his set featuring Ghostbuster scenes re-imagined. Link -via Laughing Squid

Previously: More art by DrFaustusAU.

Who would've guessed Bill Nye the Science Guy wore bow ties back in high school? And made them look good even then? Link