Strange Dad by Andriu

They said Homer would never be able to master the mystical arts and become Springfield's number one sorcerer, that he was too fat and too dimwitted to learn the mystical and martial arts at the same time, but Homer showed them, or did he? Suddenly Homer had this really cool cape that fluttered around, and he had somehow grown a wizardly goatee overnight, which was pretty magical in itself. But Homer's most magical feat was his strange new ability to make giant glowing donuts hover around his hand, which people quickly realized was just a side effect of Homer reaching into the reactor core to grab a donut that had fallen in...

Go team sorcerer supreme- Simpsons style with this Strange Dad t-shirt by Andriu, it's mesmerizing and sure to make your fellow fans smirk with delight.

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RETRO KID (Star Wars) by ALIENBIKER23

Retro kids have a lot to be thankful for, like being born in an era when all the greatest movies, TV shows, video games and toys came out, and those who were born in the 70s have a special connection with that cinematic war in the stars. The Rebel Alliance battling the Empire, Luke and Han and Leia and Chewie versus the galaxy, this was a great time to watch sci-fi films and a fun era for kids because of all the great shows and toys. The future never looked brighter than it did during childhood in the 1970s, when space didn't seem so far away after all...

Celebrate being born in the groovies decade ever with this RETRO KID (Star Wars) t-shirt by ALIENBIKER23, it's far, far away the most far out shirt a 70s kid will ever own!

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Materia Girl by Ninjaink

Sometimes her life felt like a fantasy, other times it felt like a nightmare, and even though she was a materia girl living in a materia rich world the fantasy seemed fake. It felt like there was always a final mission ahead, another chance to kill and lose loved ones who can't afford those pricey phoenix downs. And although this foreboding feeling didn't interfere with her materia training it made her feel like she'd lost control of her limit breaks, which could could let down the team in their time of crisis. Materia girls may seem kinda spacey, but that's just because they have a lot on their minds!

Take your favorite fantasy femme with you wherever you go on this Materia Girl t-shirt by Ninjaink, it's the cura for boring fashion.

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He's No Good To Me Dead by Maclac

When Boba is out hunting his next target he has a lot on his mind, and the loudest voice he hears in his head is the voice of his employer issuing their orders and specific details. Catching the quarry is the easy part, but pleasing the customer means creating a reputation and striving for greatness, so if they want the target brought in alive you let them live. Han really got under that Fett's skin, and as much as he wanted the credits he wanted to see Solo burn twice as bad, but he knew better than to disobey a Hutt...

Explore the mind of a Mandalorian with this He's No Good To Me Dead t-shirt by Maclac, it's a wearable quote and cool design in one!

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Stranger Danger Across The Sky! by Bob Rosland

Creepy guy in the sky, you look like you're really high, what's with that look, you sleazy crook, it's stranger danger! Seriously folks, if you see some scummy guy or gal driving around in a van looking at you in a manner you feel is inappropriate you should immediately yell STRANGER DANGER at the top of your lungs and run home! Even if there are rainbows and moonbeams coming out of the van's tailpipe, and yes even if the van can actually fly through the air like a steel pigeon, you should avoid entering the van at all costs if you value your life. And that's a tip that will help you go places without going kaput!

Become a walking PSA with this Stranger Danger Across The Sky! t-shirt by Bob Rosland, it's eye catching and informative at the same time!

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Hello, Leek by Tshaatsu

The leek might not be the most extroverted vegetable in the fridge, and it's definitely not the sweetest tasting, but if you ever get the chance to chat with one do it because they're really friendly and fun! Leeks like to go swimming, watch rom-coms that make them cry, and work on their hobbies so they can stay multi-layered. So before you chop up that leek and add it to dinner hang out with it for a while, you'll be glad you made a tasty friend!

Get friendly with your food with this Hello, Leek t-shirt by Tshaatsu, it's an adorably delightful design that's sure to make your fellow foodies smile.

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Old Hobbits Die Hard!!! by Gamma-Ray

Hobbits may not look like much on the outside, their bodies soft and doughy and their fur all downy, but on the inside they're as hard as they come. You see, hobbits are exposed to lots of nasty stuff during their extremely long lives, and when a citizen of the shire decides to go on a grand adventure they grow tough as briar with a surly attitude. So if you're thinking about messing with an old hobbit think again or face a walking stick beat down!

Show the world that the shire is full of badasses with this Old Hobbits Die Hard!!! t-shirt by Gamma-Ray, it defies stereotypes and delivers some in-your-face action at the same time!

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It's almost time to head back to the beach and soak in some rays while the waves gently lap the shore, so people are working hard to get in shape so they can feel confident in their swimsuit this summer.

But if you're just okay with going to the beach then you should ignore those people who have to prepare and dress appropriately for the beach and just head down to the shore and enjoy yourself.

Take it from Iggy Pop- you don't have to sport short shorts or a bikini down by the shore, just do you however you see fit and tell those seaside conformists to "deal with it".

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Adult coloring books are becoming all the rage, but some of us find abstract geometrical patterns to be a little bland. If you want to color something you love, why not go a little geeky and head over to Etsy? At estellemorrisshop, you can find Twin Peaks coloring books to color to your little murderous, oddball heart out. Of course, if you prefer paper dolls, she has those for sale as well only these adult toys feature Romeo and Juliet and Ghost World.

What's better than a dozen donuts? How about a donut with a dozen donnuts on it? It's a baker's dozen donuts all in one sweet treat. The brilliant "Inception Donut” was created at The Cinnamon Snail in NYC. It's particularly fitting that it's served in New York City because that means you can get a donut on top of a donut on top of another donut before getting a pizza on top of pizza served inside some pizza.

Via That's Nerdalicious

It's A Kind Of Monarch by Leon

The band Queen was dead, and yet the Queen of England was still very much alive and ready to rock the United Kingdom into the 21st century. Unfortunately, her loyal subjects expected her to behave with dignity and decorum and not like some rock n roll rebel, so she had to keep her dreams of being a rock star locked away in her head. But after everyone else in the palace had gone to bed she would pull out her old Queen album collection and pretend to be the lead singer, and although she meant no disrespect to Freddy Mercury she still secretly wished her life had taken a different turn back in 1970...

Show the world what a real wanna-be rock star looks like, wear this It's A Kind Of Monarch t-shirt by Leon and rock your cares away!

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TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE by Agacactus

Classic horror movies rarely make as big of an impact on the audience as Tobe Hooper's The Texas Chainsaw Massacre did back in 1974, and to this day people can't hear the sound of a chainsaw without thinking of Leatherface. And while the original movie made audiences break out in a cold sweat, and caused many to see Leatherface's gruesome skin mask leering at them in their nightmares, it gave horror movie fanatics a new creep to root for who was somehow kinder and gentler than the rest. For poor old Leatherface was just following orders and trying not to disappoint his dear demented family, a feeling we can all relate to, and with the release of future installments we got to see just how fun it would be to hang around Leatherface's house of horrors...

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(Left: the correct child. Right: the incorrect child. WIST 10 News)

Joseph Fuller of Orangeburg County, South Carolina went to his grandson's elementary school to pick him up. He saw a child who was close enough, hugged him, signed him out in the school office, and took him home.

There was just one problem: it was the wrong kid. KPLC 7 News reports:

The report said the grandfather approached the boy, gave him a hug, and said he was there to pick him up early. He asked the boy, who he thought was his grandson, if he was ready to go and the little boy said "yes." A teacher's assistant told deputies that she asked the student, "Was this your granddad?" and the student said "yes."

At that point, the report said, the student and the man went to the front office so the boy could be signed out. According to the school, the grandfather was on the approved list of people who can pick up students.

The report goes on to say the grandfather put the child in his car and his wife, without turning around in the car, handed the boy a Happy Meal.

When they got back to the grandfather's home, the resident grandmother noted that the little boy was not theirs:

"He had a tooth missing in the front, and I know my grandson did not have a tooth missing in the front," Fuller said. "Immediately, I brought him back to school, and I am very sorry."

-via Dave Barry

Sugarmet The Candy Devil by Andrei Verner

Our sweet tooths and the drive to chomp down on sugary sweets all day long originate in the farthest depths of Hell, wehre Sugarmet the Candy Devil grinds the bones of sinners into the granulated sugar we so desperately need. Sugarmet is surprisingly svelt considering he's full of carbs and calories, but those who worship at his syrupy altars grow plump and juicy, ready to be roasted alive once they've fallen into Sugarmet's granulated grasp...

Show the world what the dark side of having a sweet tooth looks like, wear this Sugarmet The Candy Devil t-shirt by Andrei Verner and make people hunger for your presence!

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Rest In Pepperoni by Luca

Old Peppy the pepperoni pizza died doing what he loved- cramming himself into somebody's mouth. He lived a greasy life, told lots of cheesy jokes and only got really crusty when people accused him of being junk food, and Old Peppy will always be remembered as the slice who stayed true to himself and always left foodies wanting more. Rest in pepperoni, dear Peppy, your savory slices and saucy sense of humor will not soon be forgotten...

Commemorate the life of a culinary superstar with this Rest In Pepperoni t-shirt by Luca, it's a tasteful way to give the last slice of pizza the send off it deserves!

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