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Oh, by the way, if you find something really funny, send it to me!
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Thank you, Colin! I don't know how good my eye is, but it's sure experienced.
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So how do you classify The Shining? Comedy? Historical drama? Romance? Sci-fi?
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And everyone who pays to skip the line makes the wait longer for everyone else. That's quite a metaphor for late stage capitalism.
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That's $50 a day. I'm guessing they have lunch delivered, then have a couple of drinks with supper, and tip 20%.
Or if the coworker is taking a spouse out for supper every day, that would explain the cost.
I had a momentary craving for takeout last night, but they wouldn't answer the phone! Pretty soon I saw that it was because my phone battery was dying. By the time it was charged, the craving had passed. I thought, "Well, I just saved myself ten dollars."
Or if the coworker is taking a spouse out for supper every day, that would explain the cost.
I had a momentary craving for takeout last night, but they wouldn't answer the phone! Pretty soon I saw that it was because my phone battery was dying. By the time it was charged, the craving had passed. I thought, "Well, I just saved myself ten dollars."
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I can see this being really popular with car-less parents who have colicky babies.
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Don't rock the boat, baby!
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My kids once asked me how many Kentucky governors I could recall. I listed them, but couldn't think of Brown's last name. I could only recall he and his wife as "Chicken John and Phyllis America." That derailed the list, and I had to explain all that.
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Nigel Tufnel. He had an amp that went to eleven.
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Using 111, a triple number, sounds like a design flaw. They are just asking for butt dialing.
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I could have sworn that Clint Eastwood was in The Fog. But I had conflated The Fog and Play Misty for Me in my mind, probably because they are both horror films about disc jockeys. And I thought the title was The Mist.
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We used to have those places where you paid a small fee to go in and break stuff with a sledgehammer to relieve stress. This sounds like the lazy man's version.
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...and comedy!
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Ask me how I know.