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It's the other way around. They wanted Selleck for Indiana Jones. He was tied to his TV contract, so they went with Ford.

I predict there will be blood. People are still ravenous over treasure hunting, and it tends to be a bit zanier over there in New Zealand.

Also...donoogle?

Nice! Just don't be a buzzkill and do it over carpet.

I want the lobster and buffalo chick combos. For breakfast.

Where'd his pants go?

She's got a promising future in politics.

I will not stand for this. This flies in the face of my 2,000 page manifesto "The Importance and Glory of Keeping Radiators Boxy and Boring."

Anyone who lovingly refers to that crap as "McNuggs" is probably a disgusting, unhealthy person. Barf.

I was wondering when the concept of Battle Bots would meta into creating an R2D2 so precisely. My favorite SW character, I'd be tempted to buy one if I was filthy rich. I love the fire extinguisher detail. And the Zune docking hack was brilliant!

A good dose of intelligent cynicism now and then is great for the spirit.

Yeah, that photo made me immediately think of Awkward Family Photos, and the hilarious captions that would qualify.

You're all familiar with the Axe branding, right? The message is: Spray this funk all over your body, and women will fall all over themselves to have sex with you. Why is anyone surprised by this gimmick?

Since I absolutely abhor this movie, and have ever since I saw it in 1975, I gotta say Nicolas Dollak has the coolest trivia here.

Those flying things look like they're straight out of The Mind's Eye from way back

That Dancing Diggers video really cracked me up, thanks!