Looks like a real team player. The Cavs could use him.

The name's Plisken.

Either mental illness or comedy of the future, it's hilarious that he sued black history month. I hate that kind of populist racism.

That is by far the dumbest thing I've seen all week.

Showing a lot of SW Love lately, aren't we, Miss C?

I'm with Byrd Brain. Thought this was going to involve waffle cones and a baby grand. Pretty awesome, nonetheless.

When you start your science fiction epic masterpiece by titling it "The Journal of the Whills", the Fail Button has already been pushed. Lucas was lucky to be surrounded by the right technical people to get the ball rolling and turn it around.

Pretty freakin brilliant idea. I recognized 90% of them.

I use mine to bandage my oft-bitten knee.

Smooth sailing, Mr. Adams!

Ha! I used to have a t-shirt that said "What Part Of (that equation) Don't You Understand?"

The tan lines are a nice detail.

Yeah, Michael Patrick. That's the one. I repeat: Not A Family.

He must've looked into those younger-women-seeking-older-men ads that are splashed all over the Net.

I've been an avid fan for a coupla weeks now. If you happen to stumble upon the one called The Wonder Years, first of all brace yourself, and secondly, it's not an actual family photo, but a photo art experiment protesting Janet Jackson's FCC ruling.

I just found the perfect closing gift for my clients!