Three Wolf Moon Shirt - Neatorama

Sales of the "Three Wolf Moon Shirt" are up 2300% after word got out that it was getting priceless customer reviews on Amazon. Hundreds of reviewers are vying to be the funniest. The first one says, in part:

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

It gets better from there. The manufacturer is not exactly pleased with the reviews. Link to story. Link to reviews. -via Fark

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check out this full summary of reviews here sooooo funny:
http://epic-buy.com/2009/12/the-mountain-three-wolf-moon-shirt/

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32 & 33 are spot on hilarious. I feel the need to scribble a Sharpie across my laptop's screen.

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Reminds me of the awesome Bic Crystal Ballpoint Pen reviews on Amazon UK http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B000JTOYLS/ref=cm_rdp_product/202-5825885-0201441

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You've all been there, alone, naked, crying. What fear has gripped you? The same fear that grips any real man, lack of Wolf Shirt. See even the most bad ass Wolf Shirt needs to be cleaned once and a while, that's where this shirt comes in. Now I know what you are thinking: "Hey Internet, why don't I buy two Wolf Shirts, or maybe a sweet Shark Shirt as back up to wear when I wash the Wolf Shirt." Well you think you are so clever don't you Human?...It is because of idiot thoughts like that, that I the Internet will some day rule over you simpering meat sacks. The reason, as even a heartless machine knows it is plain to see, is that a man creates a special bond with his Wolf Shirt. A beloved friend, a companion, a lover. This is a sacred bond. If you had a real live wolf, and took it to a groomer to be cleaned, you wouldn't just leave it there and walk your other back up Wolf would you? I sure hope not, Christ to God I hope you have the mentality of a real man, a man that knows he could show no casual loyalty to his Wolf Shirt, but will enter into this sacred bond with the sincerity a real Wolf Shirt owner should have. So until you get a wolf tatoo on your chest, this is just going to have to do, ok?
Love,
The Internet

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Access Hollywood on July 3, 2009 was showing footage of Michael Jackson's ex-wife Debbie Rowe and she was wearing this exact shirt. And I don't normally watch Access Hollywood. It was on as background noise while I was studying and fate led me to look up at the moment they showed Ms. Rowe wearing this shirt. As soon as I was done rewinding to confirm, I immediately turned the channel. To M*A*S*H in case you wondering.

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