I think ted is just saying what he thinks about the product(s). He thinks it's a stupid idea. It's highly unlikely anyone is going to convince him otherwise, despite apparent debating skillz. :)
As for the product. "Simply pop open the P-Mate and move your panties aside..." That doesn't sound simple, sanitary, or at all an improvement of the old way.
Portland rocks.
As for the product. "Simply pop open the P-Mate and move your panties aside..." That doesn't sound simple, sanitary, or at all an improvement of the old way.