Just look at those eyes! This is the one computer I couldn't bring myself to kick when it inevitably crashes in the middle of a major project that I neglected to save for the last hour (yes, I know it's my own darn fault, shut up). Best of all, he even comes with his little cockroach friend from the movie, even though that accessory happens to have been left out from this particular picture.

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Oh dear God, no!!!! Nickleback, Uggs, Crocs, Nick Cage and Internet Explorer! I'll be haunted by nightmares from this picture for the rest of my life.

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"His growl sounds weird too. My growl doesn't sound that weird, and I look way more intimidating then him."

You sure do pup, you sure do.

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You can click all the boxes you want, but we all know you aren't really reading all those privacy policies you agree to online. How do I know that? Because scientists have estimated that the average internet user would spend a month every year reading all the policies for all the sites they visit and let's face it, you aren't sitting back and reading boring legalese that often.

They measure the length of privacy policies, ranging from just 144 words up to 7,669 words (median is around 2,500 words) and recognize that at a standard reading pace of 250 words per minute, most privacy policies take about eight to ten minutes to read. They also ran some tests to figure out how long it actually takes people to read and/or skim privacy policies.

They put all of this together and estimated that it would normally take a person about 244 hours per year to read every new privacy policy they encountered... and even 154 hours just to skim them.

So how many of these have you even skimmed in the past year?

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No, this isn't in slow motion, this dog is just very, very sneaky. No matter how sneaky he is though, a real wolf would notice him before he got that close.

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A few years ago, the Doctor and his TARDIS appeared at MIT, so it was only a matter of time before his arch-rivals showed up as well. Hopefully the Doctor can return in time to stop whatever diabolical plot they have been working on.

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From the screenshot, it's easy to get mislead into thinking this video just shows the automaton at work, but even better, it actually shows the device being created so you can even make your own delightful toy.

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To be fair, it's the wrong doctor for the "The Girl in the Fireplace" episode, but it's still an amazing costume set. The picture was posted on Reddit and eventually the creator even came forward with pictures of the costume itself being created. They aren't detailed enough to serve as a how-to, but they're good for inspiration if you want to follow in her steps.

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For those refined geeks who just can't stand how cheap and tawdry modern chemistry sets tend to be, Art. Lebedev Studio has created this gorgeous and classy set modeled after fine China. I don't know about you guys, but I absolutely love the tiny biohazard icons featured on a few of the pieces.

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My Star Trek Quiet Book is a perfect way to get toddlers ready for life aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise. From finger puppets to activities like helping Geordie get his glasses on, there are so many fun ways to keep your little geeks entertained. You can buy a copy for your own little ones over at Etsy, she also has similar books for baby Jedis.

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Can't get enough carbs or tomato sauce in your cheeseburger? Then maybe you need a lasagna burger. Maybe it's just me, but I'd prefer a sausage/hamburger with ricotta, mozzarella, and pizza sauce sans noodles.

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No, the real Abed isn't nearly as awkward or insane as the Abed from Community, but he's certainly just as obsessed with pop culture. Even so, it's hardly a flattering portrayal of the real life version, but he's certainly better represented than many other people who had fictional characters based on them, as evidenced by this great Flavorwire article.

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He might not be able to spin webs, but he can certainly climb just as good as any full-blooded spider, which I'm sure helps him get home on a regular basis.

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Holly and Brandon wanted to have a Hitchhiker's Guide-themed wedding and while the event is still a ways away, if the invitations are any indication, it will be a wonderful occasion. Be sure to click on the link so you can see the other side of the brilliantly worded book-parody invite.

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Most women aren't known for being cold and emotionless, but for those of you who wish you could be, this Dalek dress is a great first step towards that goal. If you want to make your own, there are step-by-step pictures over at the link so you can get ready to "exterminate."

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