Each of those discounts is worth only a penny. Caraficionado24 must have one sorry looking butt.

1. They left out disinfecting wounds and calming insect bites.

2. One should never use strong alcohol to enhance an ice pack. Salt works better and then the hooch can be used a an internal analgesic.

Once I read that it was a class on Feminist Anthropology, my opinion became: How dare you use your baby in a cheap publicity stunt!

With our cats, that is the "I have spotted birds, let us go on the hunt." call.

I will have a batch fermenting within two weeks. Ready for sampling in under a month. Who wants to drop by for a taste?

I recommend hiring her for the next Neatorama staff meeting.

Best long article in quite a while. Thank-you.

Unless the data is normalized for racial background, height and body mass, it is worthless.

I miss Heloise's daily column.

There I was, sick at home and all of the sex, gore and violence had been removed from MTV videos. What a disappointment.

Hey! We had to do this every year in gym class Junior High School (circa 1970) . It appears that I would have qualified as Excellent during 9th grade. In fact, I held the school record for the Indoor Shuttle Run.

I was invited to see Lewis perform 'Damn Yankees" on his 70th birthday. In the middle, he stops the show to do a vaudeville comedy act. Best live performance I have ever seen.

One should not look to entertainers to give voice to politics. Enjoy what they do and forgive what they do not.

To me, it sounds like the Synthetic Skin promotional materials.

I promise that the next time I a splinter, I will tape on a banana peel and report the results.

I have a friend who got a tribal armband henna tattoo while on vacation. The artist had not disinfected his pen so my friend got a herpes infection everywhere the ink went.

As it healed, it turned into perfect scarification.

I was more touched by her story about mowing a field near the center of town. It's conclusion should be obvious, but her style precludes anticipation. In many ways, she forsaged modern television suspense.

I have often thought that Gaiman owes much of is "Lakeside" chapters to Jackson.