As soon as something like this is available from the Neatoshop, I am buying it!

Apples do not fall far from the tree.

And they will be available from the Neatoshop when?

Original "Arrow Through the Head" gag

Neatobot Walking XL

Given the options (find another route, leave earlier or later, etc.) this is the worst possible. Since fines for things like driving on the sidewalk and passing a stopped school bus are less than the court costs, the judge did what he could.

Can someone explain why buying something for yourself can ever be wrong?

Internet gold!

I stopped ironing a decade ago and do not have a single wrinkle when I walk out of the house. Nothing goes to the cleaners. No one irons for me. My shirts are 100% cotton. Wrinkles are a choice, not an inevitability.

Now they need to do something about Yelp crews that threaten businesses with bad reviews if they do not get free stuff.

If done well, scapegoating and confiscation can supply a dictator with funds for an entire life (Isabella). If done wrong, the ruler will fail when the persecuted are gone (Pol Pot).

There are those of us who think of Spain's Golden Age as ending with Isabella, not starting with her.

Reminds of the day I came across a mountain lion while biking. It was in a county park surrounded by cities. That was also the day I recorded a personal best time for that route.

Nellie might have trouble with the cube, but certainly knows what hole the fish goes into.

It is this sort of sound that has killed classical music. A fun song turned into a murky cocktail of unpleasant sounds.