To me, it sounds like the Synthetic Skin promotional materials.

I promise that the next time I a splinter, I will tape on a banana peel and report the results.

Wow!

And I was going to post a link to Tabitha Stevens hanging from hooks in her back for a feature film.

I have had the privilege of enjoying barbeque in many native locations. It is like sex the only thing worse than bad barbeque is no barbeque.

Tune into Coast To Coast AM for Richard Hoagland's opinion. He will set us straight.

Here we have a man pretending to be a good father in public while his actions are actually an insult to his son.

Way to build a personal reputation at the expense of an interpersonal relationship.

Was that a bathroom turned into a one bedroom efficiency?

Yeah, and the policemen who swept my house after the alarm went off look kind of silly on my surveillance video.

I know this sounds like a joke, but I am serious. The perfect way to test if a dangerous animal is real is to shoot it a couple of times.

Great little article. Everything we thought was happening was actually happening.

Isn't science wonderful!

I am continuously amazed at what information is still available for discovery.

I can't be the only one who immediately thought of Han Solo in carbonite.

I have only grudgingly enter a RadioShack when it is a necessity because of a precursor to the kit in the photograph. So few of the active components worked that I distrust everything they sell. Where I live they are not low cost or high service. There are eight better stocked stores within 20 miles.

If I want crappy quality without expert advice, I can shop on the Internet and save gas.

1. Bulk mail for the same price as first class.

2. Service/Cost parity with UPS and FedEx.

3. Home delivery on alternate days.

Aging of America. Violent crimes are committed by men of a certain age. As that segment of the population declines, crime declines with it.

Another factor might be the legalization of abortion. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legalized_abortion_and_crime_effect .

Maru will always be a touchstone. Happy Birthday.

To the unimpressed: There is not point, no subject. There is no plot nor resolution. These are merely a welcome visual diversion for us Internet dwellers. That they are so well received is a questions for the ages and not a topic of debate.