Bell bottoms and tight shirts... *shudder*

@ Chris

Exactly, what I was thinking...aren't they all crooks in the end? ;)

*no offense to our readers who are contractors! :p

I kept thinking at first the cat had something wrong with its legs...then i noticed all it wanted to do was have something or someone scratch that itch!

I would love to have this kind of cat. I would call him Sir Box Alot and everyday buy him a new box (or find one on the side of a building) to play in.

@ Gail Pink

You read my mind. It's sad when someone so young is dying that they can prove how blind we can be sometimes to the plight of others.

Hey as long as my butter melts and the jam is sweet and tasty I'll eat it with the evil dark side bread.

@ Pudifoot

For most of the time, yes. ;)

Egads. I just felt like running to the bathroom and taking hot shower after reading that list. Blargh! So nasty! O_o

I would buy that spider and the story if I could! :)

I would go mad just looking at all of the food just slowly trudging by. Efficiency is my goal at a grocery store. Of course, I do love the idea of the sushi restaurant style conveyor belt. They should do that with desserts at all places. ;)

I love that poet because for some reason (for me at least) because it puts into words how Men should live and leave this life. :)

Reminds of the episode from the Simpsons where Homer becomes an "arteest" when he uses his anger to beat the BBQ set he tries to build into submission.

@ Miss Cellania

Good God! You're on to something there! :D

I can't really say I have any phrases I hate. However, I do have a seething amount of hate for people who speak out their Internet words. For instance "LOL" is L Oh L. and "OMG" is Oh M Gee...and so forth. ARGH!!

@ Johnny Cat

Argh! You beat me to it! :D