Darth Vader Toaster
A geek and his money are soon parted. For $55, you can own a toaster that burns the image of Darth Vader into your toast. Remember: once you turn to the crispy side of the force, forever will it dominate your destiny.
Link via Topless Robot
Imperials ask, "What do you like most?"
Vader doesn't brag; Vader doesn't boast.
He just tells 'em he likes toast!
YEAH TOAST!