Darth Vader Toaster - Neatorama

A geek and his money are soon parted. For $55, you can own a toaster that burns the image of Darth Vader into your toast. Remember: once you turn to the crispy side of the force, forever will it dominate your destiny.

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It's as if a thousand slices of bread cried out at once, and were suddenly silenced. Which is to say, delicious.

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i have a friend thats got a hello kitty one... meow

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I really really need one. Breakfast will never be the same!

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Yes, but I believe the real question is how much can you sell the bleesed piece of toast emblazoned with the image of the dark sith lord for on e-bay.

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I guess it's too obvious to ask which side of the bread is the dark side.

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I find your lack of bread disturbing.

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This is the toaster of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a oven, but an elegant toaster for a more civilized age.

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ted, :DDDDDD

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After about the 4th time the novelty wears off and you realize you're eating burnt toast.

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TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAST!!

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The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

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They need to rethink their ship date. Every year, around November, I find something really cool that would make a great Christmas gift that won't ship until January. I'm thinking last year it was a Battlestar Galactica toaster.

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Leave it to the darkside of the force to ruin a perfectly good peice of toast. Master Yoda would not be pleased.

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Hey as long as my butter melts and the jam is sweet and tasty I'll eat it with the evil dark side bread.

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All around the galaxy, even on the coast.
Imperials ask, "What do you like most?"
Vader doesn't brag; Vader doesn't boast.
He just tells 'em he likes toast!

YEAH TOAST!

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if I had $55 to waste I would totally buy that~

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Those things look really cool, but I hear they're supposed to be bad for you because of how they actually burn on the image.

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