Wow. OK, if she were on her own raising the kids without government help, I would be happy to tell her to have 2 or 20 because it would then make no difference to me.

However, the idea of doing something like this while living with my mother strikes me as selfish, more than a little sick in the head, and basically asking for trouble in the long run. I can't even imagine living with my mom and asking her if I can have a puppy, much less children.

IronCrow makes a good point, nevertheless. Better eight live ones than one dead one because Mommy couldn't handle the crying.

So true, Jess! I alwayd did envy his squirrel army on a demented level.

This is just hilarious.

Yeah, Kiefer's method acting is the best part of this post. That's just funny.
Great movie.

Well yeah, ted that's why I made an allowance for really important warnings. The bridge being out is far different from those signs that tell you that the road may be wet when it rains. ;)

While I agree that changing a sign that is, at that moment, giving a valid, important warning, the majority of them come from the world of Captain Obvious. I would never attempt to hack one of these things myself, but driving by and seeing one with a funny message on it would put a smile on my face for the rest of the day.

I would rather eat it, but at least this guy is using a gimmick for a good cause.

Sofar, when I moved to the UK, this ginger thing might have been the strangest difference between our cultures. In the States, they are considered lucky at baseball games, but here, you would think that they eat unbaptized kids for breakfast. Weird.

Personally, I think anyone that is going to assume that a redhead is part alien has bigger issues to deal with.

ted, I get the point, but at least Civil War stuff is history. That's different.

This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I'm not saying that there isn't a time and place for profanity, and quite frankly, I think that it can be used colorfully and eloquently. But, there is a time and place for it. However a person feels about it, though, last I heard people had a right to free speech in America.

I can't believe that anyone would waste their time with even thinking something like this up.

I could seriously use this.

Hilarious!

That's awesome!

I believe that if you don't have a sense of humor about death, it's pretty hard to have a sense of humor about life.

LOL, Noelegy!

And points for reading Dlisted. The guy that writes for them is hilarious. ;)

@dave9

I still think the Michelin man is super creepy. ;)

I want to go there so badly. I love this type of thing.