I think he should specifically seek out and steal from all his "fans". See if they're still talking about how amazing he is then.

Where's the link that goes with this article?

I'm going to go with: Your dog has separation anxiety, a common problem due to a lack of confidence (and in this case a concurrent dependency problem by the owner). It's okay to leave the dog at home sometimes.

@AMercer, did you even look at the picture? The colors will still be there. Only the shapes would change.

I don't even -understand- the title. As-Septic? I don't know what you're trying to say.

....OH. As-Septic = Accepted. My accent doesn't make the it sound like that, but I get it now.

This isn't the slightest bit remarkable. Tons of animals eat feces. Some animals require eating their own poop to survive, because the bacteria late in the gut produce beneficial nutrients too late for the body to absorb it.

I call BS. I played the game and didn't lose any productivity. Why? Because it's summer, and I'm a student without a job. Not everyone logging those hours was at work.

Okay, guys, not EVERYTHING on the internet is fake. Bridges are designed to be able to flex and bend, this is just an unsafe extreme. The "sponge-concrete" is meant to absorb this sort of motion. If you've ever been stopped in your car on a bridge when it's either windy or the other cars aren't stopped, you can feel it moving.

I'm a woman and I love most of the movies on that list of non-passing movies. I like a good action movie, and while I wouldn't mind it being about a woman, men are generally better in those roles. I'm completely okay with that.

I also hate a lot of movies that are catered to women, like Sex and the City.

Creepy but neat, and useful.

Ants = 98% work, 1% rest/sleep, 1% biting the crap outta anyone with the audacity to get near them.

I thought the panda one was going to be "Not having sex -- 100%"

"I played by myself in public and I ended up fine."

If you hadn't, would you be around to type this? Doubtful. So of course you ended up fine. Some poor kids didn't.

And Briannana, this doesn't really relate to whether kids get to play outdoors EVER, because they very easily could be taken to the park and supervised.

If I was wearing a hospital gown (already not the most comfortable or modest thing to wear) that was the exact shade as my skin, I would feel very naked and exposed.

Maybe I'm a bad person, but I laughed hysterically at that. Awesome.