Unfortunately, if this worked, the demand for oil would probably outstrip the supply of agricultural waste. We couldn't use it for compost, and we'd have to start growing new plant matter for these bugs... and then we'd run into the same problem as ethanol: competing with our cars for food.

What happened to the Neanderthals? You could've made a joke out of that, too. While evolution was taking place, God didn't want to get left behind... so he created Neanderthals. Unfortunately, the most powerful being in the universe couldn't create a creature that could survive onslaughts by the creatures that nature had evolved.

I wonder what that chart would look like... (Yes, I know it's not real. It would still be amusing to see.)

She still hasn't learned how to use proper grammar or tie up plot ends in a plausible manner. So I guess one kind of has to say "failure is a good thing" when one is still in the middle of it. (I was going to say "when one is still suffering from it", but she's not exactly suffering. If only all of us could mangle language and plotlines so badly and get rewarded so handsomely!)

Steve Urkel may have had a bit to do with making one of those catchphrases more popular. At least it made more sense than, "Anybody got any cheese?"

I got 60%. I picked the 3rd most populous for some (and some were close). I'm Canadian, though, so it's a bit more tricky.

Speaking of which, that would make a devilishly difficult quiz: Which city in a given province is the second most populous? Even most Canadians would probably fail that one!

I hope there are solar panels and a wind turbine on the roof. Otherwise... can't you almost hear this house sucking power from the grid?

He probably got ticketed because the officer didn't want to look at him. Personally, I wouldn't want to see that on the beach. He looks like an overdone turkey. I wonder how many brushes with skin cancer he's had already.

If a bunch of dumbass humans were polluting your home, overfishing your food supply, and blasting your sensitive ears with sonar, wouldn't you want out, too?

So as the media exposes us to more sexual images, the male population eats more crap and gets fatter.

The evidence seems to support that theory pretty well...

Unfortunately, if these men actually wanted to get women, the effect should be the opposite. Long-term thinking is probably more attractive to most women than "gotta-have-cheeseburger-and-sex-now" thinking.

I can't stand the smell of new plastic. I don't know why anyone would like it. Unless they've already caused brain damage by huffing their shower curtain. Hee hee...

That last bit is funny. Probably true, too. But if they did find girlfriends, they'd just be disappointed when they find out that DD breasts don't stick straight up and out. Well, natural ones don't, anyway.

Poor things. As if being that ugly isn't bad enough, it looks like most of them have had their ears cropped, too!

The people making these decisions are sad:

"Disney is updating Toontown, the section of Disneyland that Mickey calls home. One plan features an old-fashioned trolley, but Mr. Iger is not sure that is a smart idea. Will modern children know what an old-fashioned trolley is?"

God forbid a child should actually learn about something! If we dumb down everything to a child's level of understanding, how will anyone ever learn anything?

I doubt I use half that in one day. It's the food preparation stuff that would probably get me, if anything. A person has to eat!

And do shoes count as one or two items?

Poo poo on cynics.