That's a great idea, assuming the shooter is at the front of the room, standing directly in front of the desk, and is too stupid to walk around to the side of the desk. In other words, it's a terrible idea.
That is a great movie. And some of those guys have done great things to help others (as well as themselves) since coming to America. Watching that clip makes me want to see the movie again. I wish they would make a sequel to follow up with them today and show what they've done since the movie and what they're doing now.
"You can also just refrigerate the onions beforehand. Production of the gas that causes the eye irritation is greatly reduced when the onion is cold." That is false.
"Elegantly literal, the sponges grow in height according to how thirsty the country will be..." Shouldn't thirstier countries be represented by a flatter (drier) sponge? If the sponge is big and puffy, that implies that it's saturated and doesn't need any more water. Far from being elegantly literal, I would say it's actually the opposite: counter-intuitive. Look at how big the US sponge is - we've got all the water we need!
I don't think a weekly potluck or donuts after Sunday service are enough to make you fat/obese. There must be something different about their lifestyles all seven days of the week.
OK, but what if it's the TSA agents I'm worried about? They've been caught stealing from people's luggage.