All I want to know is whose holding the lady up.

Ugh, how depressing. I understand being scared of believing there isn't a God because it means you have to acknowledge how unimportant you are in the scheme of the universe, which is neither healthy nor useful to the scheme of the universe. The depressing thing is how important she really was, despite her doubts.

Awesome...one step closer to perfect virtual reality. Consider me an advocate for the blue pill.

Ugh, that reminds of when I found out 'Watership Down' is a giant political discourse on fascism and communism. "Bu-But, it's about bunnies. And finding the hill. An-And..."

Red Bull...it gives you cardiac arrest!

I dunno how much she deserves for having to be humiliated like that, but 4 million dollars just seems like a lot. I dunno, you want me to just name random figures?

I understand her outrage...but she's asking for 4 million dollars. That's an awful lot of money for not getting your cheeseburger.

Still waiting for a big one to match that earthquake in the 1800's in South Carolina. I think my house is right inside the orange zone...

The Usual Suspects

Go Away! Batin!

For some reason I expected the Red Brigade to look slightly cooler than something someone made in their garage.

Somehow, I don't think a blog is the best way to go about convincing the skeptics of witchcraft.

Ah...good old Citizen "William Randolph Hearst" Kane. Did they name the place Xanadu or Rosebud?

I wonder at what precise date telling people you're the baby from that album stopped being cool and turned into "Christ, I'm getting old".

Christ...I'm getting old.

Yup, I'm certain. You've got testicular cancer.

FTA: "The Bible talks about Jesus wrestling with his disciples," he answers. "I believe if he played paintball he would play just like anyone else.

"He wouldn't use his divine power to win, because that would be cheating."

Do people just not read the Old Testament anymore? The entire thing is a bunch of battles and duels. Hell, Ezekial fed a bunch of kids to a bear because they were throwing rocks at him.

Only cheaters use divine authority to win. Hahahaha...