As much as I love to hate corporations or point out how lame it is that they refuse to have cups in Small, Medium, or Large...my two friends who work their have always been reluctantly positive about their benefits and work environment.

That is to say, the customers screaming for coffee is the bad part of the job.

Oh, my giant pickle? Well...I know what you're thinking and I admit, some of it's true.

Man, I've been comparing football in America to fascism and '1984' for years. It's kinda disturbing to find out he was copying us the whole time. Go Gamecocks?

Is it possible to get an island in the shape of a skull? And have a giant skull shaped fortress built on it? With minions who wear skull masks?

If gum featuring blueberry pie turns you into a giant blueberry, I wonder what non-stick gum does? Make your arms fall off?

*WARNING*

Excessive exposure to the skinny gene may turn you into a zombie who enjoys the taste of human flesh. After being bitten by one of these zombies, bite victims often experience overexposure to the skinny gene as well.

I wonder how the movie will depict it when she morphs into a ball and rolls around tight spaces.

Oh...

Ah, rich people. Thinking up new things to spend money on since children went out of style.

That's no man...

Yes, but is it cheaper?

How come Roland didn't blow that things head off when he went to go make King finish the 'Darktower' series?

I thought those things were really violent for some reason. Am I thinking of koala bears?

Go phonics monkey! Go!

Sweet Jesus, why have they not killed that thing and prevented Revelations yet?

If attaching frogs to magic helicopters and sending them back in time to the period when they were angels is wrong, then I don't want to be right.