Where's a tall dog with a full bladder when you need one?

From the website:

Recommended accessories: Staple Gun.

Seems like he used Mythbusters type science.

Hardly an accurate test by only having half a beard. Did he test his ski jacket by wearing it half off? Or a car with half a windshield?

//who knew zombies could grow beards (or shave for that matter) - man that guy needs some sun.

Finally, a way I can reclaim those wasted seconds a month it takes me to peal a couple a eggs the old fashion way.

@John J: "I built a desktop computer without reading a manual or any previous experience."

Clever - but untrue.

You ASSEMBLED a bunch of pre-engineered, pre-manufactured, pre-tested computer components into a desktop computer (and don't even get me started about writing the BIOS code and burning that to a EPROM or compiling a boot loader from scratch, or drivers, or a OS, etc, etc.).

I'm guessing the ballsectomy went well then?

I'm sure all you commenter's that are complaining don't eat meat, or drink dairy, or eat eggs, or use cosmetics or take ANY type of medication whatsoever so that your conscious is clean.

Wow, I should probably say something noble and be a graceful winner, but who am I trying to kid - so gimme, gimme.

//Thanks Chris (and Alex and Vat19, the academy, to all the other little peons who make the "magic" occur behind the lens, my agent, and most of all, my mentor - Skippy the Wonder Toad).

Wait - what about rewarding for the QUALITY of comments instead of the QUANTITY.

...nevermind, I'm over it, congrats to the winners and all that other good natured crap the losers (that's me) are supposed to say.

Unfortunately, my slogan wasn't picked:

"Haggis, it's not just for breakfast anymore"

Countdown to Disney suing the diapers off them in 5...4...3...

Wow you herd of breeders really got your panties in a knot over this one.

Sorry to see that a few points of IQ doesn't often over ride 2 million years of "breed then die" evolution for most of the planet.

The dog's thinking: "If only I had opposable thumbs I'd make him pay".

I wished I still huffed gold spray paint - then I could enjoy that clip (or pretty much any other rap music).

Alas, it's not to be.

I was (slightly) interested until I read the "viscous mouth feel" part.

If I want a "viscous mouth feel" I'll wait until I have a bad cold and just inhale a gob of snot.

Plus for that type of money, you can get really good Scotch.