That was the DUMBEST thing I've ever wasted my time reading.

With such great prose like "We're all looking for our holes" I should have known better to continue reading.

Not to be tooooooo awful mean, but does that kid look like he gets his ass kicked every day at school or what?

//never mind, with that haircut and the name Ian, we all know the answer is yes.

Wow, you'd have to be a rocket scientist to figure out how to put a $3 Faraday cage over your car's electronic to be able to stop that.

Why is he even trying to change the way his God made him?

Obviously it's punishment for being a moronic sheeple.

Obviously Adam, you're new to the whole concept of "collectibles".

Elevator music gone wild.

So is the writers strike preventing Neatorama from posting DESCRIPTIONS???

@Erika

Does it say "Goody" on both your shoes or just one?

How incredibly lazy do you have to be in order to buy this for your kid instead of grabbing an existing towel, a pair of scissors, and 2 minutes of your time to make it?

Dogbert, the Mutt Daemon.

WARNING: Video is sooooooooooo freaking boring.

95% of the so called "facts" listed here are 100% bull.

I always thought that was one of the dumbest parts of Star Wars (or course the complete list of dumb Star Wars things would take several dozen pages).

Star travel, light sabers, energy weapons, lifelike prosthetics, huge death stars, all easy peasy - but make a robot droid that could speak english (even though it could understand english) - that's just crazy talk.

Oh wait, they make a bipedal humanoid robot that could speak nine zillion languages (i.e C3PO) but they couldn't find enough space to jam a single language chip into R2D2 (a wheel based robot) - or even a LCD text display - WTF?

Go Figure, they come from Boulder, the tree-hugger commune of Colorado. Too bad they didn't have a George Bush or a Britney Spears head to round out their menagerie.

I wouldn't use Symantec's bloated, resource hog, POS software if they flew me to Japan and had that robot give me a copy plated in pure gold.