What, tripleX wins by volume? Should everyoe follow the shotgun strategy of submitting enough inane comments you will win by making people too tired to laugh at the truly funny ones? Please.

That is pretty funny. I would like to get one to keep my ex busy.

There are a LOT of people that make me want to escape to the wilderness. No, not Thoreau and his ilk- I am talking about Hillary, Obama and any other nut trying to stifle my freedoms and rights under the guise of "helping people."

In the 57 years I have been alive, this country has made larger steps toward becoming a police state in teh last 5 years than in the 53 years preceeding.

No, I don't trust the government. Why should I? Thry don't trust me either.

This almost makes me feel better about my tatoo of the "Where's the Beef?" lady.

What if you bump into the button on the way out the door after saying "no thanks"?

Washington DC is full of vegetables. But they wear suits and pass laws for everyone else to follow.

Beleive all you want, but Scully will always be 90 degrees out of sync with Mulder.

@ vonSkippy- the sharks weren't carrying "lasers", they were carrying "Frickin lasers." They are lighter and more compact than standard lasers and are also water proof.

Well, I, for one, like peanut butter.

As a redneck I appreciate the compliment of being associated with these guys. Now how can I enter this into NASCAR?

Ohhhhhh! I went in on the wrong side!

It's the ghost of gas under a dollar!

His last name is "Angel" because "Iamatalentlessdouche" wouldn't fit on his driver's license.