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Caption Monkey 22: X-Files, the Intersection

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Photo: rhinny [Flickr]

All right, guys, it's time for this week's Neatorama and Hobotopia's Caption Monkey game. Today's prize is Adam "Ape Lad" Koford's excellent book Meet the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats. (Congrats to Andini who won the last game, will it be your turn today?)

In this book, Adam compiles the adventures of Kitteh and Pip (over 250 comic panels' worth) alongside comments from Aloysius Koford and never-before-seen drawings. If you like Adam's old-timey LOLcat cartoon, this book is a must-have.

Contest rules are darned simple: To win, simply submit the funniest caption. Place your caption in the comment section - one caption per comment, please, but you can submit as many as you can think of.

Good luck (and if you don't win, you can still get Adam's book at Lulu)

Update 3/6/08 - congrats to the winner SenorMysterioso #38 who wrote:
…that my mom is on her way to pick me up

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A cutter for cutting / dressing the ends of leather belts of different width to a desired rounded shape???

hoppy holydays ladie's fit 2XL in the suggested colour
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Its the first version of the modern fingernail clipper. It worked but needed lots of adjustments, but it cut all your fingernails at once. The toenail clipper design never worked well though.

T shirt Blue XL 'Remember little zombies, no running'
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Instant Xylophone Maker !
You put a wood board with and a coper plate in between the jaws, pour some salt for harmonics, kick the pedal ... et Voila ! Instant Xylophone ! (sticks not included)

Mom's Going to Flip, light blue, L
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It's a really old-fashioned individual hot-dog cooker. Once the dogs are done, they get cut into bite sized pieces (for maximum deliciousness).

never grow up, women's small. black.
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This is one of the earliest examples of mass production being applied to the Jewish Bris - or ritual male circumcision! Why, with one of these devices you could circumcise up to thirteen lads at one time and save money to boot! Such a deal!

Look Out Schrodinger's Cat, It's a Trap! - Black - XXL
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Keyboard that belonged to Fatso "The Keyboard Cat" great-great-great-great-great-grandpa Chubbo used in his vaudeville act.

PB Jellyfish, Ladies M, Serene Green
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While everyone knows George Washington had wooden false teeth, very few know that this machine was the one he used to actually make them. Teeth could be stamped out in varying sizes ranging from "Polite conversation and cucumber sandwiches" (on the left) to "Gonna have me a 7lb Bison steak" (around the middle) to his political battle-teeth "Let's play a game called "Bite Me"... I'll start!" (on the right). By mixing up a set of completely mis-matched teeth, he was also able to confuse the hell out of the British by shouting out random Austin Powers quotes during battle.

Office Guy Shirt & Tie XL
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