Caption Monkey 21: Kangaroo Knock Out Punch!

“I SAID not to take my picture!”

“For the last time, Bindi Irwin is NOT the Prime Minister of Australia!”

“Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee”

“LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!”

Unfortunately for Sean Penn, he was recognized even in his kangaroo disguise. He then dealt with the paparazzi in his usual manner.

My good side, my good side; I said to take the picture of my good side!

He sure seems hopped up on something…

With the camera on self timer, Vivian knew timing was of the utmost importance.

“I hatez popperotzi, I hitz popperotzi,” sez slebrity roo.

Jake was having a wonderful time during his customary morning punching jog, when all of a sudden from out of the heavens, god threw a camera and smited hee. poor jake.

I’ll show you how we waltz where I’m from.

This will make a great new Myspace pic

i’m going to punch myself after i say it, but i can’t believe no one else has… all right… ready people?

“FAIL.”

okay. now let’s let the meme gracefully die.

Invisible Money Shot

“I’ve had it with these Kangarazzis!”

‘LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOONE’

You got a “cat in the window”, miss…

Invisible photographer starts shooting his greatest porno ever.

“FALCON…PUNCH!”

Ceiling cat is documenting your failures.

Suprise frunt secks.

Kangaroo: “No you canNOT Sit in my Pouch!”

‘Skippy’ Star Joey Hopperson Taken To Court After Paparazzi-Punching Scandal Is Caught On Camera

“Oh Snap!”

A rare glimpse of the dreaded Björkaroo

Rent-A-Roo: For all you pesky paparatzzi needs.
(Rent-A-Roo not reasponsable for, injury recived while photographing birthdays, family reunions, new babies,and grandma june’s 80th birthday)

BOO YAA!

3rd person omnicient; nature wins.

Sir David Attenborough’s first day at work.

Want an Australian punch?
Sure!

Invisible man tapes unsanctioned kangaroo UFC fight.

“A male Kangaroo? I’m not sure Jerry, let me get the camera lens just…a…little…closer…”

“Pics or it didn’t happen”
“… Oh.”

Having set up his kangaroo cam to photograph the climatic battle, Mike Marsupial, a.k.a. The Amazing Kanga-man, leapt into battle with the diabolical Nature Boy. “I see right through your monochromatic sweater, pants, and shoe disguise Nature Boy”, shouted Kanga-man as he used his super bouncey-punchy powers. “Assa manga bannga boing!!!!”, replied the bohemian anarchist. But before he pulled out his Bada-Bing Boomarang, Nature Boy was jacked up by a lightening double tap to the chin.

Later, dressed as freelance photographer Mike Marsupial, Kanga-man sold the photographs …

“No no no Johnson, you’re thinking of the West Australian Kangaroos, the East Australian Kangaroo are completely docile, watch, I’ll just give it a wee hug to prove it…”

IZ in Youz faz takin Youz picz

Movie stars are becoming quite creative when hiring body guards to protect them from photogs.

Do Not WANT!

The phrase is DONKEY punch!!

Roo was having a great time auditioning for Shrek 4:Shrek Down Under.

I was setting up the picture, then some joker thought it would be funny to ring a fight bell!

Sorry… Mama said knock you out.

Who’s the bitch now!?

I told you I’m not interested in becoming a Jehovah’s Witness!

Tie me Kangaroo down sport?

Tie this down ya bloody boof head.

“Don’t take my picture, BETCH!”

“Oy, gimme that! The missus been bugging me for that cam since she saw it in the Christmas catalog!”

“George Clooney sends his best wishes”

Kangaroos just love to tango!

There was a little something extra for John in that pouch this week.

We use camera’s on a wire for the unusual angles in shooting the pictures for the New Kangaroo Kama Sutra.

Get a real job, Paparazzi Pig!

Camera thief realizes too late you can’t pickpocket a kangaroo without her noticing.

Outside the court house of Tigger’s drug trafficking hearing, Kanga attacked reporters who were questioning her role in the smuggling investigation. Cries of “Roo’s left the pouch, what’s there now?” enraged the mother of one. Pooh and Piglet declined all comments as they left the court house, but did post bail for Kanga mere hours later.

We are gentle, friendly animals! Stop writing that we are violent!

We know you’ve been taking pictures of our operation, and now, I’m here to make sure those pictures are never seen.

In the dreamtime kangaroos rip out human hearts as a sacrifice to the Evil Eye in the sky…

while attending tiggers funeral, roo was pushed over the edge

KOWAAAAAAAABANGA

Quick…say cheese!

Betty finally had that elusive downward angle action shot.

“POW, feel my pimp hand.”

My…..POUCH….is…NOT….an,,,,ASHTRAY!

Kangaroo: “Well, piss on you; I work for Britney Spears!”

- semiobscure Blazing Saddles reference -

I’ll hassle blood you!

let me help you with that darn contact of yours

Kangaroos hate square hairdos.

That was NOT my pouch, you pervert!

“I SAID, ‘WHERE’S MY MONEY, BITCH?’”

“No! I was not in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert”

Old footage of King Kang breaking through the fence and kidnapping his true love. Later Hollywood made some movies about it…

“Did you get that on tape, Invisible Man?”

Give me my camera! I know you have it! They don’t just fly away, you know!

Tecktonik dance reaches Australia.

Quick Get Down!!!!! There’s a camara flying towards you!!!!!!!