Caption Monkey 21: Kangaroo Knock Out Punch!

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Hooray, it’s time for Neatorama and Hobotopia’s weekly Caption Monkey game! This week’s prize for funniest caption is the Meet the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford. Last week, Neatorama reader theBU3NO won, but today, you could be the lucky winner!

But first, the book: Adam’s Meet the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats features the first compendium of the adventures of Kitteh and Pip in over 250 comic panels. There’s also comments from Aloysius Koford and never before seen drawings. If you like Adam’s old timey cartoon, this is the book for you.

Now, to win the book all you have to do is submit the funniest caption (to be picked by da man Adam himself). Place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, but you can submit as many as you’d like.

Good luck (and of course, you can still get Adam’s book over at Lulu if you don’t win this Caption Monkey game)

Update 2/26/08: Congratulations to Andini #36 who supplied the winning caption:

Leonard the Invisible Giant finally got the action shot he wanted.

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February 20, 2008 at 5:40 am by Alex
Category: Animal, Caption Monkey, Pictures

148 Comments to "Caption Monkey 21: Kangaroo Knock Out Punch!"

quinnn
February 20th, 2008 at 5:53 am
“I SAID not to take my picture!”
quinnn
February 20th, 2008 at 5:54 am
“You call that in focus? I’ll show you in focus!”
Fragbert
February 20th, 2008 at 7:44 am
“For the last time, Bindi Irwin is NOT the Prime Minister of Australia!”
Tim Giachetti
February 20th, 2008 at 7:50 am
“Get in the car Miss Spears!”

New security at work.
Mike UK
February 20th, 2008 at 7:53 am
“Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee”
DanO
February 20th, 2008 at 7:54 am
Sadly, Marjorie did not know that when a blind kangaroo asks to “feel your face”, it’s just looking to smack someone.
MH
February 20th, 2008 at 8:05 am
“LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!”
Pete Johnson
February 20th, 2008 at 8:06 am
“I told you that you would “ROO” the day that you met me.”
Eric
February 20th, 2008 at 8:09 am
Unfortunately for Sean Penn, he was recognized even in his kangaroo disguise. He then dealt with the paparazzi in his usual manner.
Eibmoz
February 20th, 2008 at 8:15 am
Hoppy was the best hitman in the business
Mark
February 20th, 2008 at 8:25 am
My good side, my good side; I said to take the picture of my good side!
dan
February 20th, 2008 at 8:31 am
sadly, lucky’s dreams of fighting mike tyson quickly diminished when he realized he had big ears
Leanne
February 20th, 2008 at 8:54 am
He sure seems hopped up on something…
Oomi
February 20th, 2008 at 8:58 am
Dancing with the stars, kangaroo edition.

–

You know god has it in for you when you manage to film your own beat down with a crazy kangaroo.
Luisje
February 20th, 2008 at 9:02 am
With the camera on self timer, Vivian knew timing was of the utmost importance.
barryman
February 20th, 2008 at 9:10 am
I told you no ghost photographers!!
Paul in Cin City
February 20th, 2008 at 9:17 am
“I hatez popperotzi, I hitz popperotzi,” sez slebrity roo.
Jiminy Jizzbang
February 20th, 2008 at 9:18 am
Years later, The Invisible Giant’s penchant for photographing bestiality will land him in hot water with the authorities.
matt
February 20th, 2008 at 9:19 am
Jake was having a wonderful time during his customary morning punching jog, when all of a sudden from out of the heavens, god threw a camera and smited hee. poor jake.
matt
February 20th, 2008 at 9:20 am
…Bowser is a kangaroo?

(N64 Super Mario 64 nerrrrrrrrrd humor).
Erick
February 20th, 2008 at 9:25 am
I’ll show you how we waltz where I’m from.
utore
February 20th, 2008 at 9:26 am
“Give her the old 1, 2.”
xfriisx
February 20th, 2008 at 9:29 am
This will make a great new Myspace pic
crackers
February 20th, 2008 at 9:32 am
Obviously Russell Crowe is not the only Australian with a hatred of the paparazzi.
matt
February 20th, 2008 at 9:52 am
i’m going to punch myself after i say it, but i can’t believe no one else has… all right… ready people?

“FAIL.”

okay. now let’s let the meme gracefully die.
Levi
February 20th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Where’s my money?? I want my money!!!
valcon3
February 20th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Invisible Money Shot
Mark Ross
February 20th, 2008 at 10:31 am
*said in Mortal Kombat voice*

MARSUPIALITY.
Danarchy
February 20th, 2008 at 10:50 am
“I’ve had it with these Kangarazzis!”
estapler
February 20th, 2008 at 11:19 am
This! Is! AUSTRAILIA!!!!
Kiki
February 20th, 2008 at 11:21 am
‘LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOONE’
Dylan
February 20th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Prince Harry had been biding his time, waiting for the perfect time to dish out the vengeance that would quell the rage in his heart.

“Never again, Papoes!” he snarled and he lunged. Standing over his fallen prey, breathing heavy, the blood on his face only muted by the red in his angry eyes. He stared for what seemed like an eternity but was merely seconds, then turned and walked away.
Tinito Winner
February 20th, 2008 at 11:49 am
You got a “cat in the window”, miss…
Justin
February 20th, 2008 at 11:50 am
BAM, right in the kisser!
Lance
February 20th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Invisible photographer starts shooting his greatest porno ever.
Andini
February 20th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Leonard the Invisible Giant finally go the action shot he wanted.
Panther
February 20th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
“FALCON…PUNCH!”
Andini
February 20th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
* Leonard the Invisible Giant finally got the action shot he wanted.
Blendo
February 20th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Ceiling cat is documenting your failures.
Jason
February 20th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
“2 dollars…I want my two dollars”
Link2126
February 20th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Suprise frunt secks.
Crash
February 20th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Kangaroo Jack’s latest run in with the paparazzi.
Leslie
February 20th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Kangaroo: “No you canNOT Sit in my Pouch!”
Rev J
February 20th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Hidden camera footage from a paparazzi training camp.
Florence
February 20th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
‘Skippy’ Star Joey Hopperson Taken To Court After Paparazzi-Punching Scandal Is Caught On Camera
azlynch
February 20th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Captured on film! Russell Crowe strikes again! Will the paparazzi ever learn?
Aubrey
February 20th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
“Oh Snap!”
Diego Vital
February 20th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
“Adriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan…”
aether wayfarer
February 20th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
A rare glimpse of the dreaded Björkaroo
Diego Vital
February 20th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
“Stop being such a baby! If I don´t take that chicken wing out of your throat you´ll be dead meat in a second!”
tattoobrandy
February 20th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Rent-A-Roo: For all you pesky paparatzzi needs.
(Rent-A-Roo not reasponsable for, injury recived while photographing birthdays, family reunions, new babies,and grandma june’s 80th birthday)
lillythegreat
February 20th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
when she recived the baby kangaroo, from an adoring fan, bjork wasn’t at all sure what she could do with it, but then it came to her.
farty
February 20th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
BOO YAA!
heather
February 20th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
“The Paparazzi finally meet their match.”
Maik
February 20th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
3rd person omnicient; nature wins.
James Baldwin
February 20th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
It was then that Mrs. Fieldstone’s kangaroo jumped to the rescue and saved her life from the phantom paparazzi.
Ian
February 20th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Sir David Attenborough’s first day at work.
Marla
February 20th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
“Could’ve had a V8!”
trishlovesdolphins
February 20th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Want an Australian punch?
Sure!
trishlovesdolphins
February 20th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
This was the invisible man’s 1st attempt at photography.
ZenBlue
February 20th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Invisible man tapes unsanctioned kangaroo UFC fight.
Voltron
February 20th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
“Alice, get the camera out of your pouch and get a shot of me punching this annoying tourist for our family photo album”
Voltron
February 20th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
“A male Kangaroo? I’m not sure Jerry, let me get the camera lens just…a…little…closer…”
Voltron
February 20th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
“Not taking his eyes off of the camera, Tontor seizes the opportunity to try out his new anti-tourist strangling technique”
BlackTiger
February 20th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
“Pics or it didn’t happen”
“… Oh.”
SenorMysterioso
February 20th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
@#¢king National Geographic assignments, I should have been a paparazzo
emptyminded
February 20th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Having set up his kangaroo cam to photograph the climatic battle, Mike Marsupial, a.k.a. The Amazing Kanga-man, leapt into battle with the diabolical Nature Boy. “I see right through your monochromatic sweater, pants, and shoe disguise Nature Boy”, shouted Kanga-man as he used his super bouncey-punchy powers. “Assa manga bannga boing!!!!”, replied the bohemian anarchist. But before he pulled out his Bada-Bing Boomarang, Nature Boy was jacked up by a lightening double tap to the chin.

Later, dressed as freelance photographer Mike Marsupial, Kanga-man sold the photographs …
Jason Graley
February 20th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Salvidor Dali soon after passed on this method of photgraphy.
Voltron
February 20th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
“No no no Johnson, you’re thinking of the West Australian Kangaroos, the East Australian Kangaroo are completely docile, watch, I’ll just give it a wee hug to prove it…”
catsvillage
February 20th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Yo, mate! when I said look into the camera lens and say cheeeez I meant it!!!!!
catsvillage
February 20th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
IZ in Youz faz takin Youz picz
farwes
February 20th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
You have a little something on your nose!
trishlovesdolphins
February 20th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Movie stars are becoming quite creative when hiring body guards to protect them from photogs.
trishlovesdolphins
February 20th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
I told you fur is murder!
trishlovesdolphins
February 20th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Do Not WANT!
trishlovesdolphins
February 20th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Fox unveils it’s next “When animals attack!” moment.
trishlovesdolphins
February 20th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
The phrase is DONKEY punch!!
trishlovesdolphins
February 20th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Friends don’t let friends fight kangaroos.
trishlovesdolphins
February 20th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Roo was having a great time auditioning for Shrek 4:Shrek Down Under.
trishlovesdolphins
February 20th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
As the punch landed, Sara no longer thought it was funny when Sylvester fell for the old “large mouse is really a kangaroo” cartoon.
trishlovesdolphins
February 20th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
I was setting up the picture, then some joker thought it would be funny to ring a fight bell!
trishlovesdolphins
February 20th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
I told you not to tell me what happens to Harry!!
Christine
February 20th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Sorry… Mama said knock you out.
trishlovesdolphins
February 20th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Andy Sandburg has his next “digital short” idea.
trishlovesdolphins
February 20th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Who’s the bitch now!?
trishlovesdolphins
February 20th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
I said “WHERE’S MY MONEY?!”
trishlovesdolphins
February 20th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
I told you I’m not interested in becoming a Jehovah’s Witness!
trishlovesdolphins
February 20th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Ebay couldn’t figure out why the new feedback system was causing such an outcry, it was better than the 1st alternative.
Pol x
February 20th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Tie me Kangaroo down sport?

Tie this down ya bloody boof head.
trishlovesdolphins
February 20th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
The Maury Show has come up with a new way to raise ratings.
Colin
February 20th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
“Don’t take my picture, BETCH!”
ren
February 20th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
“Leave Britney alooooooone!” *sobbing*
deborah
February 20th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
“Oy, gimme that! The missus been bugging me for that cam since she saw it in the Christmas catalog!”
deborah
February 20th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
“You are NOT putting MY picture on your blog!”
Gemmill
February 20th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
“George Clooney sends his best wishes”
nick
February 20th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?!
tripleX
February 20th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Kangaroos just love to tango!
Allen
February 20th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Boom headshot!
ClaireEK
February 20th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
There was a little something extra for John in that pouch this week.
tripleX
February 20th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Quick…stop kissing and look behind you! Big Brother is on to us!
tripleX
February 20th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
We use camera’s on a wire for the unusual angles in shooting the pictures for the New Kangaroo Kama Sutra.
SenorMysterioso
February 20th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
4 out of 5 kangaroos love cable knit sweaters
su.wei
February 20th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Get a real job, Paparazzi Pig!
trishlovesdolphins
February 20th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
I learned this from watching Rambo!
tripleX
February 20th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Camera thief realizes too late you can’t pickpocket a kangaroo without her noticing.
tripleX
February 20th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Kangaroo pulls human away from falling camera.
clairmonde
February 20th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Outside the court house of Tigger’s drug trafficking hearing, Kanga attacked reporters who were questioning her role in the smuggling investigation. Cries of “Roo’s left the pouch, what’s there now?” enraged the mother of one. Pooh and Piglet declined all comments as they left the court house, but did post bail for Kanga mere hours later.
tripleX
February 20th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Will you get off my toes!!
tripleX
February 21st, 2008 at 12:06 am
We are gentle, friendly animals! Stop writing that we are violent!
tripleX
February 21st, 2008 at 12:22 am
HipHop started with Skippy! Don’t tell me any different!
Dan Smith
February 21st, 2008 at 1:33 am
We know you’ve been taking pictures of our operation, and now, I’m here to make sure those pictures are never seen.
JKGLA
February 21st, 2008 at 2:59 am
O HAI I HEIMLICHED UR CAMERA OUTA UR THROAT

UR WELCOME!
tripleX
February 21st, 2008 at 5:53 am
In the dreamtime kangaroos rip out human hearts as a sacrifice to the Evil Eye in the sky…
wil9000
February 21st, 2008 at 9:52 am
Britney Spears’ new bodyguard was not popular with the papparazzi, but adored by every other human being on the planet.
dan
February 21st, 2008 at 11:07 am
while attending tiggers funeral, roo was pushed over the edge
Sucubusface
February 21st, 2008 at 11:23 am
How Australia chooses their Prime Ministers.
Diego Vital
February 21st, 2008 at 11:40 am
KOWAAAAAAAABANGA
tripleX
February 21st, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Two to beam up! I got my human specimen!
tripleX
February 21st, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Quick…say cheese!
tripleX
February 21st, 2008 at 1:07 pm
This one is for global warming, pollution, and the hole in the ozon layer..!
wendy
February 21st, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Betty finally had that elusive downward angle action shot.
wendy
February 21st, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Who said you could take my soul?!?
Benny
February 21st, 2008 at 1:27 pm
“POW, feel my pimp hand.”
tokyosexwhale
February 21st, 2008 at 2:30 pm
From the documentary, “When Kangaroos Go Apeshit and Mess Up Your Face”, widely renowned as one of the most informative and violent documentaries/snuff films of the modern era.
Dr. Tom
February 21st, 2008 at 5:19 pm
My…..POUCH….is…NOT….an,,,,ASHTRAY!
sam
February 21st, 2008 at 6:45 pm
This is what an in-game cam would look like in real life.
Tharklord
February 21st, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Kangaroo: “Well, piss on you; I work for Britney Spears!”

- semiobscure Blazing Saddles reference -
whitcwa
February 21st, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Invisible uncle Arthur! Quick, take my picture while I rip this human’s throat out.
whitcwa
February 21st, 2008 at 7:27 pm
I’ll hassle blood you!
dhuffy
February 21st, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Sean Penn, still in makeup for his new movie, “A Beautiful Kangaroo,” answers a photographer’s question.
courtney
February 21st, 2008 at 9:00 pm
let me help you with that darn contact of yours
tripleX
February 21st, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Knock out back in the outback.
tripleX
February 21st, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Kangaroos hate square hairdos.
tripleX
February 22nd, 2008 at 12:43 am
Bouncer does not allow cameras and women with knit sweaters to enter the club.
tripleX
February 22nd, 2008 at 12:55 am
That was NOT my pouch, you pervert!
tripleX
February 22nd, 2008 at 12:59 am
Talking about tripods is an insult with kangaroos.
YDOC
February 22nd, 2008 at 1:15 am
“I SAID, ‘WHERE’S MY MONEY, BITCH?’”
YDOC
February 22nd, 2008 at 1:18 am
“What do you mean ‘a dingo ate my baybay?’”
YDOC
February 22nd, 2008 at 1:20 am
“No! I was not in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert”
tripleX
February 22nd, 2008 at 5:14 am
It seems he didn’t learn much from his media training.
tripleX
February 22nd, 2008 at 5:35 am
Old footage of King Kang breaking through the fence and kidnapping his true love. Later Hollywood made some movies about it…
Joe
February 22nd, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Some invisible man is going to get really rich with that picture.
Ed Whiteman
February 22nd, 2008 at 1:23 pm
“Did you get that on tape, Invisible Man?”
bruno
February 22nd, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Punk’d on camera by Harvey the rabbit and his Kangaroo sidekick.
tripleX
February 22nd, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Give me my camera! I know you have it! They don’t just fly away, you know!
tripleX
February 24th, 2008 at 2:03 am
Another reporter stepping on someones toes…
tripleX
February 25th, 2008 at 5:03 am
Tecktonik dance reaches Australia.
cowdrinkmilk
February 26th, 2008 at 1:40 am
no means no!

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