Caption Monkey 20: Squirrel on a Tree (Well … Two Trees)

By Alex in Animals & Pets, Caption Monkey, Pictures on Feb 12, 2008 at 6:11 am


Photo from the incomparable Cute Overload

Yipee! It’s time for our weekly Caption Monkey collaboration with Hobotopia – this week’s caption contest prize (still) is a free Meet the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford. Last week, Neatorama reader lordunger won, and today, it could be YOUR turn!

In Koford’s book Meet the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats, you’ll find over 250 comic strip of Kitteh and Pip, the hobo cat stars of Ape Lad’s neat old timey webcomic.

Contest rules are super easy: place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment please, but you can submit as man as you can think of. Adam will pick the funniest caption that’ll win his book.

Good luck (but if you don’t have the winning caption, you can still buy his book at Lulu).

Oh, Adam also started a Neatorama Caption Monkey Photo Pool on Flickr. Please add your photo there if you’d like to be considered for use. If we do use your photo, there’s a free Neatorama T-shirt in it for you!

Update 2/13/08: Great entries you guys – I LOL’d myself at quite a few of the captions. Adam has picked the winner: Congratulations to theBU3NO #51 who won with this caption: “Man, the bathroom in this new place is SO embarrassing.“


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  1. Chris Hickey
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 6:34 am

    SAAAAA SUPAIDA WALKU

    (it’s funnier of you watch Sasuke)

  2. apm567
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 6:35 am

    Who says playing Splinter Cell never taught me anything?

  3. Brian
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 7:15 am

    He’s training for Animal Planet’s new show “Ninja Squirrel Warrior”.

  4. Mark
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 7:20 am

    Okay, I guess this answers your question: “Does a squirrel …. in the woods?”

  5. tripleX
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 7:31 am

    With his hands by his mouth he’s calling: “Timber!!”

  6. Brian
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 7:35 am

    Though controversial, most of the citizens of the park felt safer knowing bat-squirrel watched from above

  7. Levi
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 7:36 am

    HERCULES! HERCULES!!

  8. Jaime
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 7:39 am

    Bring it on Chuck Norris.

  9. RosebudDLS
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 8:06 am

    “Don’t touch that squirrel’s nuts!”

  10. tripleX
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 8:12 am

    Squirrel eats big hole in tree.

  12. tripleX
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 8:21 am

    Okay, I’m comfortable. Now play your stupid football game!

  13. tripleX
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 8:33 am

    Miss February in Playsquirrel.

  14. Louise
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 8:37 am

    “Shhh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I’m hunting wabbits!”

  15. JW
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 8:44 am

    I can sits here?

  16. tripleX
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 8:50 am

    A Tail Of Two Trees.

  17. Jared
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 8:54 am

    As I was walking in the park I turned my head to the left to see this. I instantly regretted doing that.

  18. Broken5hift
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 9:12 am

    chuck norris squirrel does not move for tree’s, tree’s move for chuck norris squirrel.

  19. AlexM
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 9:26 am

    Go ahead, buddy, hang that bird feeder wherever you want – we’ll see who gets the last sunflower seed.

  20. Shark
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 9:38 am

    Hew, Who stole my nuts?

  21. Shark
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 9:38 am

    Hey, Who stole my nuts?

  23. EcoGeek
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 9:47 am

    All right you two, break it up.

  24. jubjub
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 10:17 am

    NSA Squirrel is watching.

  25. Daneeta Loretta
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 10:56 am

    I really prefer the Japanese-style squat toilets. This one is hell on the inner thighs.

  26. Case Enoch
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 11:01 am

    It’s not easy being the world’s greatest Acorn Nut-soccer goalie.

  27. Dizastress
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 11:08 am

    Thighmaster skills. I has dem.

  28. Dizastress
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 11:12 am

    Invisible deer stand.

  29. Dizastress
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 11:16 am

    “H” is for hydrogen peroxide.

  30. Pete Johnson
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 11:53 am

    A squirrel’s version of myspace.

  31. Sean
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    Taunting Squirrel calls out, “Hey buddy, I got some nuts for ya, RIGHT HERE!”

  33. Diego Vital
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    You´re going down, Van Damme.

  35. Harry Lambing
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    OK class! It’s very important to stretch before playing chase with the dogs.

  36. Leah
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    You want nuts? I’ve got your nuts right here!

  37. Harry Lambing
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    Sometimes you Feel like a Nut, Sometimes You Don’t.

  38. Harry Lambing
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    Who Stole my Hammock?

  39. Harry Lambing
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    This is known as Yoga position #33. “Bridging the Gap”

  40. Rachael
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    Since his career has waned, Jean-Claude van Damme has had to resort to increasingly desperate measures to impress anyone with his famous splits.

  41. Skipweasel
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    “Have you seen my nuts?”

  42. T313
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    Invisible Imperial Speeder!

  43. trishlovesdolphins
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    Now with Kung Foo grip!

  44. Xayzer
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    I R BETWEEN UR TRUNKZ

    MUNCHIN’ ON UR NUTZ

  45. Dan Smith
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    Ahh, I’m gonna get caught in a tree hug!

  46. Dan Smith
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    I’m so stuck.

  47. Nate Deviate
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    preoccupied with nuts, the Jedi Squirrel could not see the force through the trees.

  48. estapler
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    “Will you shut up and listen to me! Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level, will ya? Do you copy? Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level! Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!”

  49. kewl1
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    Skills – I haz them

  50. Christophe
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    Then Samson reached toward the two central pillars on which the temple stood. Bracing himself against them, his right hand on the one and his left hand on the other, Samson said, “Let me die with the Philistines!”
    Judges 16:29

  51. theBU3NO
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    Man, the bathroom in this new place is SO embarrassing.

  52. ECA
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    The toilet was full.

  53. ECA
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    Awww Sooo!
    And you thought watching TMNT cartoons wasnt good for me.

  54. ECA
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    Pull my tail, I DARE you..

  55. ECA
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    Pull my tail, pull my tail, pull my tail….Please please please..

  56. ECA
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    LOOK MA! No hands..

  57. Jo-Ann Burton
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    “Where’s Bullwinkle When You Need Him?

  58. R00B0y
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    “OK now put that damn camera away and hand me the Crazy Glu solvent…. PLEASE!”

  59. ZenBlue
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    All your nuts are belong to us.

  60. Alexx
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    I got mad skilz yo…

  61. tripleX
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    Pull my tail and I let one go; and I don’t mean a nut…

  62. Link2126
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    When you are able to master both tree and yourself young grasshopper, then you will be ready…

  63. tripleX
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    Hey, for a few nuts you can hire me as picnic decoration anyday!

  64. tripleX
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    Chipmonkey.

  65. JeepMcMuddy
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 7:08 pm

    “In Soviet Russia, Squirrel watches you…..”

  67. arnie
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 7:27 pm

    “That’s not my tail, baby”

  68. Deb
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 7:36 pm

    Those are some cold nuts!

  69. tripleX
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 7:40 pm

    Mysterious appearances of the Christian Cross in the sky and on the ground turn out to be squirrel shadows…

  70. tripleX
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    Give me more nuts and I finish my pole dance for you…

  71. Daz
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    yeah, go ahead just a take a picture in your own sweet time… DON’T HELP OR ANYTHING!

  72. Y-Loc
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 9:27 pm

    “I’m going to shit & fart at the same time that I eat so don’t go under there. Is that OK witchu?

  73. Y-Loc
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    “And you can wipe my ass when I’m done.”

  74. tripleX
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    I’m stuck! My skis have rooted!

  75. Xerexerex
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 11:16 pm

    Waaaiiit for it…..

  76. tripleX
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 11:39 pm

    Okay, which joker took my ladder?

  77. tripleX
    Feb 12th, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    Squirrel guards what he thinks is a giant nutcracker, with his life.

  79. clairmonde
    Feb 13th, 2008 at 4:17 am

    I made H in sunrayz!

  80. tripleX
    Feb 13th, 2008 at 5:36 am

    On midsummerday at sunrise a beam of light between his ears reveals the location of his secret nut stash.

  81. konaha
    Feb 13th, 2008 at 6:10 am

    Quit staring! i owned you BIG time!!

  82. konaha
    Feb 13th, 2008 at 6:16 am

    To administrator:

    I just started using SquirrelMail for my Mac OS X.
    Whenever i tried sending something over the server, server seems to be stuck. Please assist with the problem.

    Regards.

  83. farty
    Feb 13th, 2008 at 8:06 am

    …come any closer and i’ll pee on you…

  84. Daniel37
    Feb 13th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    I’m so embarrassed that my nuts are exposed…

  85. VampireXTC
    Feb 13th, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    All youz guyz can toss muh salad.

  86. tripleX
    Feb 13th, 2008 at 11:55 pm

    Never spread your legs in a Endor Forest Ranger.

  87. tripleX
    Feb 14th, 2008 at 12:00 am

    Never spread your legs on a Speeder Bike in Endor Forest.

  88. tripleX
    Feb 14th, 2008 at 12:05 am

    He’s whistling for his horse, ready to jump.

  89. Sam Kimpton
    Feb 14th, 2008 at 9:13 am

    Threepio! Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!

  90. Miranda
    Feb 14th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    Be honest..Do these trees make my nuts look small??

  91. lordunger
    Feb 14th, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    Theoretically, these trees will fall eventually. I just can’t give up.

  92. Deepak Kumar Mittal
    Feb 14th, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    We too are Gymnasts…..

  93. fran vander weyst
    Feb 15th, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    nuts anyone ?

  94. Crash
    Feb 18th, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    The new Ninja Warrior champion is…

  95. Matthew Johnson
    Feb 23rd, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    “Get down from there you Jean-Claude Van Damme squirrel!”

  96. trouper624
    Feb 27th, 2008 at 11:24 am

    When my friends told me they wanted a banana nut split, this was not the first thing I had in mind.

  97. Ashly Davidson
    Feb 27th, 2008 at 11:29 am

    “Bound Between”

  98. Natalie Jackson
    Oct 24th, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    “Momma said if I ate all my nuts I could move trees…She was wrong.”


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