Caption Monkey 19: Standing Cat

Posted by Alex in Animal, Caption Monkey on February 5, 2008 at 5:35 am


Photo via One Large Prawn

Is it Caption Monkey time already? Well, last week Neatorama reader MariV won a free Meet the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats book by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford. And this week, it could be YOU, if you submit the funniest caption.

But first, the book: Meet the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats features Kitteh and Pip, the hobo cat stars of Ape Lad’s famous old timey webcomic. This neat book compiles over 250 comic strip, including never before seen drawings.

If you want to win, please read these (darn simple) contest rules: place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment please, but you can submit as many as you can think of. The funniest caption (as always, Adam’s pick) will win his book.

Good luck (but if you don’t win, you can get your own copy at Lulu)

Update 2/8/08: Congratulations to lordunger #158 for the winning caption, picked by Adam “the man” Koford himself: “i AM an ewok.”


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216 comments to "Caption Monkey 19: Standing Cat"

  1. felix
    February 5th, 2008 at 6:11 am

    oh lordy, jehovahs witnesses!

  2. felix
    February 5th, 2008 at 6:14 am

    'You're a wizard Harry'

  3. felix
    February 5th, 2008 at 6:17 am

    *Its just a Thriller, Thriller Night, and no-ones gonna save ya from the beast with forty eyes*

  4. Terry
    February 5th, 2008 at 6:27 am

    You walk like this all the time??? FREAK.

  5. freightgod
    February 5th, 2008 at 6:42 am

    "O noz, the pee shiverz!"

  6. Kevin
    February 5th, 2008 at 6:46 am

    As you can see, through years of domestication, cats have adapted the ability to imitate a stiffy.

  7. Keegan
    February 5th, 2008 at 6:59 am

    i can has dagger which i see before me?

  8. Jamie
    February 5th, 2008 at 7:06 am

    Standing Cat iz pretending Penguins. Seez mah flippas?

  9. Thomas
    February 5th, 2008 at 7:15 am

    NOW can I haz bootz?

  10. Steph
    February 5th, 2008 at 7:16 am

    Oh my God, it does look just like him...

  11. Clint
    February 5th, 2008 at 7:22 am

    I'm not getting above my station, I am just a mere Cat.

  12. Adam Fuhrer
    February 5th, 2008 at 7:24 am

    "Wait, is that Alex from Neatorama walking through the door?11?"

  13. Ocean Alexander
    February 5th, 2008 at 7:26 am

    "Uhmm..I was told that there would be no math on this exam..."

  14. Renton
    February 5th, 2008 at 7:32 am

    I am Spartacus

  15. Renton
    February 5th, 2008 at 7:37 am

    Look. I can't reach. I have to use my mouth, OKAY?

  16. Eibmoz
    February 5th, 2008 at 7:41 am

    I haz evolved

  17. Jerse
    February 5th, 2008 at 7:42 am

    "Imma' mess you up, sucka"!

  18. Aar000n
    February 5th, 2008 at 7:47 am

    I see you fappin

  19. Jess
    February 5th, 2008 at 7:49 am

    Exactly WHAT are those neighbours up to?

  20. mark
    February 5th, 2008 at 7:49 am

    I CAN HAS EVOLUSHUN?

  21. Tim
    February 5th, 2008 at 7:56 am

    LOL CATS are lame.

  22. George
    February 5th, 2008 at 7:56 am

    No, I am not doing my Meercat impression! I'm just looking to see whats for supper.

  23. bamse
    February 5th, 2008 at 8:00 am

    GARFIELD?

  24. Emptyminded
    February 5th, 2008 at 8:03 am

    Witness the rise of Feline Erectus!

  25. Chili
    February 5th, 2008 at 8:16 am

    "I can haz BRAINNNNNNNNNZZZZZ?"

  26. Jo-Ann Burton
    February 5th, 2008 at 8:20 am

    "I stand for all the mithunderstood kitties of the world!"

  27. Mariella
    February 5th, 2008 at 8:27 am

    OH! I see the light at the end of the tunnel... MUST GO THERE!

  28. ruby
    February 5th, 2008 at 8:28 am

    "Repeat to self - I will not walk off the cliff with all my other pals... will not walk off cliff....must resist...."

  29. dreikelvin
    February 5th, 2008 at 8:34 am

    "Lookin for your Wii-mote? Well, I ate it."

  30. Jo-Ann Burton
    February 5th, 2008 at 8:34 am

    "Whatdaya mean, I'm not an upstanding cat?"

  31. zilibili
    February 5th, 2008 at 8:34 am

    "Damn! I forgot the noose."

  32. Tyler
    February 5th, 2008 at 8:45 am

    "No. Way. They did not just do that."

  33. clairmonde
    February 5th, 2008 at 8:47 am

    Dude, that guy stole my pants!

  34. Louise
    February 5th, 2008 at 8:50 am

    "Oh no you di'nt!"

    Though Felix, you made me lol. Locats Shakespeare - whaddya think? All the actors dressed in cat suits, with the language translated into Lolcat. (Perhaps for just one act....)

  35. howard
    February 5th, 2008 at 8:51 am

    iz yur meer-kat

  36. clairmonde
    February 5th, 2008 at 8:54 am

    Dear God:
    I could really use a pouch right about here. Like that opossum that lives under the garage. For you know like my keys, catnip, and a fuzzy mouse or two. Thanks for Evolution!
    Love,
    Mr. Orange Jeans

  37. PhilUK
    February 5th, 2008 at 8:55 am

    How can you just walk away from me, when all I can do is watch you leave.

  38. Jo-Ann Burton
    February 5th, 2008 at 8:58 am

    "I did not have sex, with that shecat, Miz Purrrlinsky!"

  39. Sise
    February 5th, 2008 at 9:00 am

    Whatchuuu mean... "It not amateur night!" ?!

  40. The Mutt
    February 5th, 2008 at 9:04 am

    Reacting to 2 Kittens/1 Cup.

  41. Chiroptera
    February 5th, 2008 at 9:06 am

    "Listen! you can hear my opposable thumbs growing!"

  42. Maria
    February 5th, 2008 at 9:06 am

    "OH MY GOD Bucky, look at those TEATS"

    *I like big teats and I cannot lie, you other bros can't deny....*

  43. Broken5hift
    February 5th, 2008 at 9:08 am

    OMGZ, she 4got to close blindz!

  44. BrianD
    February 5th, 2008 at 9:11 am

    "Then, and this is the best part, after he saw what I did to all his furniture, especially when he saw his waterbed, he just stood there looking stupid, like this."

  45. Christine
    February 5th, 2008 at 9:17 am

    "Well, the meatloaf's cold. I hope you're happy."

  46. MoniA
    February 5th, 2008 at 9:22 am

    No way is that crazy lady setting up the swimming pool again!

  47. Kamille
    February 5th, 2008 at 9:24 am

    "Has anyone seen my boots?"

  48. Laura
    February 5th, 2008 at 9:37 am

    "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."

  49. Oomi
    February 5th, 2008 at 9:41 am

    "Maybe if I stand here, she'll think I'm a lamp and leave me alone."

  50. cabooglio
    February 5th, 2008 at 10:06 am

    Haunted by the understanding of his own mortality, Mittens decides to meet his doom on his own terms: upright, aware and fluffy.

  51. Samantha
    February 5th, 2008 at 10:10 am

    I pledge allegiance to the can of chicken of the sea...

  52. cabooglio
    February 5th, 2008 at 10:14 am

    "This is a lot of work, but it's almost worth it to feel the breeze on my junk."

  53. Pork
    February 5th, 2008 at 10:16 am

    "Did they get tuna? Did they get tuna?! Did they get tuna????"

  54. Mystryst
    February 5th, 2008 at 10:17 am

    Would the real Slim Shady please stand up?

  55. cabooglio
    February 5th, 2008 at 10:19 am

    "This walking upright isn't so hard... and I think I might be gay."

  56. Pork
    February 5th, 2008 at 10:23 am

    "What the.....A PUPPY? Oh, HELL no. This is the birth of shadowcat, folks. Watch your ankles."

  57. T UPTO
    February 5th, 2008 at 10:31 am

    Adios mio, which one of you bromistas took my boots?Shrek on ice cannot go on if I don't have those boots! Pedro...I'm lookin' at you my amigo!

  58. Sydney
    February 5th, 2008 at 10:41 am

    Zombies...oh noes!

  59. cabooglio
    February 5th, 2008 at 10:52 am

    "Step one in my plan to take over Pat Sajak's life is now complete! Now I just need a big wheel and a total disregard for the intelligence of the American people... wait... I guess I just need a big wheel."

  60. anonymous
    February 5th, 2008 at 10:54 am

    Teh Britttish ar coming?

  61. SarahW
    February 5th, 2008 at 10:54 am

    How about THAT, Mr. Fung?!

  62. cabooglio
    February 5th, 2008 at 10:56 am

    "Suddenly, I just want to go to Old Navy and watch NASCAR."

  63. SarahW
    February 5th, 2008 at 10:58 am

    Lol trans:

    Howz bowt THAT, Misteh FUNG!!

  64. Steph
    February 5th, 2008 at 10:59 am

    How much did you spend on those boots?!

  65. cabooglio
    February 5th, 2008 at 11:07 am

    "There! Now who's 'incapable of change'?! Huh, little Miss Still-hangs-out-with-her-high-school-friends? Now put on your coat and let's go to my mother's house! And try not to act all superior in front of my uncle Steve. You know how he feels about global warming. He's never going to change, so why do you keep bullying him? Just try to be cool for three hours, then we can come back here and you can keep nagging me about my 'lack of motivation' while I fantasize about being single."

  66. Dan
    February 5th, 2008 at 11:08 am

    "Good Lord! Look at the size of those milk containers!!!"

  67. cabooglio
    February 5th, 2008 at 11:18 am

    "Okay, man... just be cool... see? I don't have your rock. Now just put down the hammer. No one's gonna hurt you, man. I'm your friend, remember? Mister Puffypaws is. Your. Friend."

  68. SarahW
    February 5th, 2008 at 11:20 am

    Get out of therz, Jak bowers! U don't haz tiems!

  69. SarahW
    February 5th, 2008 at 11:23 am

    Iz that whut u going to waer?

  70. cabooglio
    February 5th, 2008 at 11:27 am

    Nrma Rae cat frgot "UNION" sign

  71. Seth
    February 5th, 2008 at 11:56 am

    One small step for Kitty, one giant leap for catkind!

  72. Robynd
    February 5th, 2008 at 11:59 am

    What happened to my waist?

  73. brain
    February 5th, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    mee-owsa jar jar binks kitten

  74. Johnathan
    February 5th, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    "Locomotor Mortis!"

  75. DaveL
    February 5th, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    I are haz prariedog?

  76. Greg
    February 5th, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    I can haz you son of Jor-El, kneel before me, Zod!

  77. Thespian24601
    February 5th, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    God...it's BEAUTIFUL.

  78. Thespian24601
    February 5th, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    What was the first rule about CatFight Club again?

  79. Thespian24601
    February 5th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    It was probably a bad idea to duct tape the baby to the dog's back.

    Yup, bad idea.

  80. Dan Smith
    February 5th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    "No one hides from the all-seeing eye of Mordor."

  81. Dan Smith
    February 5th, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    "Me big totem pole...lol"

  82. no-name
    February 5th, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    "the british are coming! the british are coming!"

  83. Dan Smith
    February 5th, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    "T-minus 10 minutes until cat rocket liftoff!"

  84. Dan Smith
    February 5th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    "Okay, I stand like you, now you get down and crawl around, we had a deal."

  85. Cody
    February 5th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    INVISIBLE PODIUM

  86. FuzzyDave
    February 5th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    My God...It's full of stars!

    or

    My God...It's full of tuna!

    whichever'll get me the prezzie.

  87. Vinnie, NYC
    February 5th, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    "Yo! dog, I did HIGH FIVE you, what's up"

  88. belhoste
    February 5th, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    Now am I tall enough to ride the roller coaster?

  89. Douglas
    February 5th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    "What you talkin' 'bout Willis ?!"

  90. agirlwithamission
    February 5th, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    ... And so kitty commenced to practice his life-long goal: to be a stuffed cat on display for all the world to see...

  91. Mark
    February 5th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    What do you mean, no catnip?!

  92. gympanzi
    February 5th, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    "forget 'American Idol', I'm auditioning for 'Meerkat Manor'...

  93. PhineusQButterfat
    February 5th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    "Now I'll just knock out the stool...Wait a minute! Where the noose go?"

  94. Top Men
    February 5th, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    Roger's first lesson at taxidermy school left something to be desired - but that's why they practice on cats.

  95. kitsana_d
    February 5th, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    Oh man, I have no ass.

  96. Blendo
    February 5th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    INVISIBLE
    NOOZE

  97. lynne
    February 5th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    Oh say can you see....

  98. Ian
    February 5th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    i see wut u did there....

  99. Ian
    February 5th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    invisible lynching

  100. Giltwist
    February 5th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    Today walking...

    Tomorrow thumbs!

  101. Drew
    February 5th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    Does this coat make my ass look big?

  102. Fumbata
    February 5th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    "I eated kukumbr whole. Not feel so good now..."

  103. Billy Coy
    February 5th, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    ? L bows up
    ? side to side

  104. Billy Coy
    February 5th, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    ? L bows up
    ? side to side

  105. Billy Coy
    February 5th, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    ? L bows up
    ? side to side

  106. Colin
    February 5th, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    God? You has cheeseburger?

  107. Billy Coy
    February 5th, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    L bows up
    side to side

  108. Sucubusface
    February 5th, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    "Cloverfield monster revealed!"

  109. heather
    February 5th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    Shhh! you hear that?! Can opener!

  110. Billy Coy
    February 5th, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    oops didn't mean to do that
    F5 was not my friend

  111. Ali S.
    February 5th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    Puddles the Cat took his first tentative steps on two feet and Humanity as a whole shivered and realized the Human-Cat Wars was to begin.

  112. Ron
    February 5th, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    "Uh-Oh"

  113. Dan
    February 5th, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    I think I can shoot over Shaq!

  114. Danny
    February 5th, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    Missing a bowling pin? Sure, I can help with that!

  115. BiLlY
    February 5th, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    You want some of this, Huh, BRING IT ON!!

  116. avraamov
    February 5th, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    mmm. tasty baguette.

  117. BigUgly
    February 5th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    "Ice Cream Man!?"

  118. dan
    February 5th, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    IZ CANT BELIEVE DE GIANTZ WON

  119. kimberly
    February 5th, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    must, get, more...catnip!!

  120. JFT
    February 5th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    "And now, ladies and gentlemen, Puss 'N Boots will perform A reverse 1½ somersault with 3½ twists."

  121. ZenBlue
    February 5th, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    Look into my eyes... look into my eyes - not around my eyes - just my eyes.

  122. Renton
    February 5th, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    With the door and windows shut, Mr Cuddles could only look on as the neighbours dog let his tires down again.

  123. Renton
    February 5th, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    I iz in yur livin room. Pretendin iz da lamp.

  124. Craig Cole
    February 5th, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    Help! I iz locked in basement!

  125. Renton
    February 5th, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    Now Mr Cuddles had tasted blood. Nothing would be the same again for him, or anyone.

  126. Leah
    February 5th, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    My fellow cats, I will be taking over for Jeff.

  127. dncucf
    February 5th, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    Now where did I put that blue figurine?

  128. Madjoan
    February 5th, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    I'm not overweight! I'm Undertall.

  129. distinctlyD
    February 5th, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    I seez dead ppl

  130. margot
    February 5th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    'and you always stand like this? ...freaks'

  131. ydoc
    February 5th, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    "Go into the light, Carrie Anne!"

  132. trishlovesdolphins
    February 5th, 2008 at 6:48 pm

    Billy didn't have the heart to tell Fluffy that MeerCat manor wasn't Cats:LIVE.

  133. trishlovesdolphins
    February 5th, 2008 at 6:49 pm

    Just a few more feet and I can ride the big cat rides!

  134. ydoc
    February 5th, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    "I don't know what it was fluffy...it looked like a little blue pill. I thought it was a Skittle."

  135. Shark
    February 5th, 2008 at 7:42 pm

    I iz dis tall.
    Can I haz rollercoasterz now?

  136. WordyGrrl
    February 5th, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    OMG...
    You ated mah cookeh!

  137. vinsrygg
    February 5th, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    3 versions:

    - Srsly, DOWN IN FRONT!!1!

    - I can has encore???

    - I gots no strings!!1!

  138. vinsrygg
    February 5th, 2008 at 8:10 pm

    or lastly...

    FREEBIRD!!1!

    No rlly, plz??

  139. Meg
    February 5th, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    "MOTHER! Turn Darrin back this INSTANT!"

  140. Darnoc
    February 5th, 2008 at 8:30 pm

    "My God it's full of stars"

  141. tripleX
    February 5th, 2008 at 9:27 pm

    It's him. It's Benito Pussolini.

  142. tripleX
    February 5th, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    I really, really shouldn't have eaten that coat hanger...

  143. tripleX
    February 5th, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    Man, I'm stuffed!

  144. tripleX
    February 5th, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    Oh no, it's true! I really should shave my legs more often...

  145. Andrew Neisch
    February 5th, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    "I haz long legs"

  146. Brtus
    February 5th, 2008 at 11:33 pm

    Me testicals be gone

  147. Bunny
    February 5th, 2008 at 11:36 pm

    Grizabella Purrsephone of Kitteh Hawk, North Carolina was unfortunately overcome with a paralyzing case of stage fright during the fur-suit portion of the pageant.

  148. Snappy
    February 5th, 2008 at 11:40 pm

    Please Sir, may I have some More?

  149. farty
    February 6th, 2008 at 12:45 am

    WILL YOU PLEASE TAKE THIS OUT OF ME?!?!

  150. farty
    February 6th, 2008 at 12:49 am

    Stuffing a cat erect is more disturbing than cute.

  151. tripleX
    February 6th, 2008 at 2:22 am

    The chair, the trembling knees, the fear in his eyes...he probably just saw a mouse...

  152. faeke
    February 6th, 2008 at 3:04 am

    you no feeds me yet, you can't leaves!

  153. faeke
    February 6th, 2008 at 3:10 am

    you stoled hiz bucket! you's horrible!

  154. faeke
    February 6th, 2008 at 3:13 am

    you's no buy my tuna? my hart is crusheded.

  155. Diaz
    February 6th, 2008 at 3:31 am

    "and the grizzly was like 'who's been eating my porridge?'"

  156. Diaz
    February 6th, 2008 at 3:41 am

    holy crap! who would have thought you can see so far standing on 2 legs..

  157. lordunger
    February 6th, 2008 at 4:47 am

    The cops are coming. Act natural.

  158. lordunger
    February 6th, 2008 at 4:53 am

    i AM an ewok

  159. Eugenio Martínez
    February 6th, 2008 at 5:19 am

    Get your fucking head out punk!

  160. Diaz
    February 6th, 2008 at 5:58 am

    I'm standing on 2 legs and you give me tuna? I expect at least a salmon!

  161. Diaz
    February 6th, 2008 at 6:00 am

    OMG! You got a bald spot!

  162. Diaz
    February 6th, 2008 at 6:04 am

    Thats your fiance? I'm gonna get my ass whooped..

  163. Diaz
    February 6th, 2008 at 6:06 am

    Y'all look small from up here! Like ants, nice juicy ants... Mmmm ants...

  164. Diaz
    February 6th, 2008 at 6:11 am

    What? Cats aren't the lords of the earth?

  165. Diaz
    February 6th, 2008 at 6:17 am

    Thanks for all the fish? Humans have been giving dolphins fish? And all we get is some dry biscuits?

  166. Diaz
    February 6th, 2008 at 6:23 am

    Where is the kitty litter??!!!

  167. Diaz
    February 6th, 2008 at 6:45 am

    Mice are the smartest things on earth?

  168. Diaz
    February 6th, 2008 at 6:59 am

    Mice are the smartest beings on earth?

  169. Robustion
    February 6th, 2008 at 7:24 am

    Long Cat!!!!

  170. Diaz
    February 6th, 2008 at 7:43 am

    Holiez krap! Is at teh vet. Is knews i had 2 much catnip.

  171. wendy
    February 6th, 2008 at 9:09 am

    Everything's so GREEEEEN....

  172. Jonas
    February 6th, 2008 at 9:38 am

    The ring! He stole my precious!

  173. Broken5hift
    February 6th, 2008 at 10:03 am

    voyeur kitty is watching....... waiting

  174. taciturnvegan
    February 6th, 2008 at 10:22 am

    mommy? mommy? please don't leave me mommy! i love you mommy! please don't leave. Mommy?

  175. RMK
    February 6th, 2008 at 10:54 am

    "Puttin' on the Ritz!"

  176. RMK
    February 6th, 2008 at 10:54 am

    Oh, wow, you can sit. Good dog. Now watch this!

  177. RMK
    February 6th, 2008 at 10:55 am

    Chew the fish... Chew the fish... I always forget to chew the fish...

  178. Jitterbuggery
    February 6th, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    'Optic Blast!'

  179. Patrick
    February 6th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    "I loved it...much better than "Cats". I am going to see it again and again."

  180. G
    February 6th, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    "Look at you, standing there on your hind legs like a couple of Rory Calhouns." - Montgomery Burns

  181. ThomasH
    February 6th, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    Invisible testikels.

    I haz them.

  182. Tom
    February 6th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    "Thank you, sir. May I have another!"

  183. PhineusQButterfat
    February 6th, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    How long did the label say it would be before the suppository would dissolve?

  184. tripleX
    February 6th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    I'm not paranoid! My owner and his new girlfriend are really talking about shaving, waxing and eating me!

  185. tripleX
    February 6th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    Rare picture of the serial dog raper.

  186. tripleX
    February 6th, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    Dr. Evils cat ready to dominate the world...as soon as he finds his suspenders...

  187. tripleX
    February 6th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    Owww...these hemorrhoids are killing me...

  188. Sam
    February 6th, 2008 at 7:20 pm

    That is when Miffy realized they had not said tutored.

  189. Snappy
    February 6th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    Duuude... wiener dogs taste better than actual wieners, you gotta try one!

  190. Snappy
    February 6th, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    Dear Lord... I have eight nipples!

  191. Diamond
    February 6th, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    Dude, what on god's green earth are you doing to her?!

  192. pridesax
    February 6th, 2008 at 10:31 pm

    "Oh Crap, I've Been Caught!"

  193. pridesax
    February 6th, 2008 at 10:33 pm

    This is proof that not all cat-burglars get away.

  194. pridesax
    February 6th, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    "I made you another cooky but I eated it againz."

  195. pridesax
    February 6th, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    "I swear officers I didn't do it!"

  196. trishlovesdolphins
    February 7th, 2008 at 1:45 am

    Fluffy never forgot his days as an extra on Meercat Manor

  197. trishlovesdolphins
    February 7th, 2008 at 1:46 am

    Does this fur make my butt look big?

  198. trishlovesdolphins
    February 7th, 2008 at 1:52 am

    In a post apocalyptic world, 1 cat stands between us and total anarchy. Mad Cat, Beyond Thunderdome!

  199. trishlovesdolphins
    February 7th, 2008 at 1:53 am

    Did someone say tuna?

  200. tripleX
    February 7th, 2008 at 8:57 am

    If 'The Secret' is right, I'm human, I'm human, I'm human...

  201. tripleX
    February 7th, 2008 at 9:22 am

    I'm not crazy, I'm a lighthouse!

  202. tripleX
    February 7th, 2008 at 9:30 am

    One giant hairball, ready for launch!

  203. SinisterDexter
    February 7th, 2008 at 10:45 am

    I serve only you master.

  204. Ian
    February 7th, 2008 at 10:50 am

    o noes! contack lenz felld out!

  205. Ian
    February 7th, 2008 at 10:51 am

    mom? dad? i need a drink of wa--- oh my christ!

  206. Ian
    February 7th, 2008 at 10:52 am

    teh impact fonts... they r hurts my brane.

  207. Ian
    February 7th, 2008 at 10:56 am

    "i seez teh dead kitteh's."

  208. Nate Deviate
    February 7th, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    a little to the left... A little to the left... there, perfect.....

  209. Dan Smith
    February 7th, 2008 at 10:15 pm

    "No I did not eat your jack in the box! I do, incidentally, need to go to the vet however."

  210. Dan Smith
    February 7th, 2008 at 10:25 pm

    "...If you stand still the raptors can't see you..."

  211. diaz
    February 8th, 2008 at 9:35 am

    It blended!

  212. JaneM
    February 8th, 2008 at 10:56 am

    So there is enough room for a belly ring AND a tattoo or should I shave in the Giants logo?

  213. Alex
    February 8th, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    Wow, great response guys! Adam picked the winner: #158 by lordunger: "i AM an ewok"

    Congratulations, lordunger! See y'all next week!

  214. trishlovesdolphins
    February 10th, 2008 at 11:51 pm

    Long cat has short feets.

  215. GailS
    February 13th, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    Bubba tries out his new deer-spotting light on the housepets...

  216. Ximinez_Wachowiak
    February 25th, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    Whatchu mean i cant haz the fuzz mouse? I'ma fuckin shoot you.


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