There's a town in my vicinity that's labeled "Slapstick." Now I know where to send my extra banana peels, comically large boards, and banana cream pies.

Conventional Lover by Speck. Rock Band fans know what I'm talkin' about.

They're polyhedral, dammit.

There's also the matter of Queens of the Stone Age, which is more or less a game of musical musical chairs.

Any article like this is incomplete without mentioning Yes. Three vocalists, four guitarists, two drummers, and I-can't-even-keep-track-of-how-many keyboardists over the years, plus the whole Anderson Bruford Wakeman Howe situation and the Union album and tour, where the band expanded from five to nine members and then blew apart again (only to come back in yet another form a few years later). And hey, look, Steve Howe and Geoff Downes again.

Jeez, who the heck tuned up Jack Kennedy right before that portrait? The ham looks like it's in better shape. Also, Clinton's skull appears to be poking through his face. He should have that looked at.

Actually, the Clinton one raises a question: why hasn't anyone made a gallery of zombie president portraits? With or without cured meats?

Demesne. Knew it thanks to Archon, back in the C64 days, but was stunned and embarrassed to discover it wasn't pronounced duh-MEZ-nee.

Um ... Did Martin Freean fall down an elevator shaft or something?

Yay, nothing interesting happens to you after you have a kid. You just get old and die! Thanks, twentysomething douchebag director!

Sounds like Craig's got a case of the grumpies. Maybe next time, don't click on the link, and concentrate on the 99.99996% of the Internet that does not feature Improv Everywhere. I know it's hard, but you're up to the challenge, aren't you?

I think this one worked better before they all converged on Bryant Park. The stuff among the general public is always more entertaining, because people _reacting_ to weird behavior are always funnier than the weird behavior itself.

People showing enthusiasm for Star Wars at a gathering of Star Wars fans? Whatever will happen next?

Ew. Armond White as film prof. Now that's just cruel to the students.

(Should have gone with Siskel or Ebert anyway. Is White even on TV? Anywhere? Like maybe a show entitled "Let's All Punch Armond White In the Junk"? Because I'd watch that.)

I love the security guard at the beginning. What could the ghost have possibly told him that would make him shrug and wander off?

No way is Indiana Jones lawful. Dude's a tomb robber, for the love of Pete. You want Lawful Neutral, call Judge Dredd. If anything, Indy's Chaotic Good.

And Lawful Good is harder to peg. Aragorn? Will Kane in High Noon?