Rhett and Link are two of the funniest and most creative people EVER!!!

Glad to hear it. According to the recent studies many girls in India (and elsewhere) are already being treated as a disease and systematically eliminated. http://www.itsagirlmovie.com/

Perhaps one reason preachers of climate change aren't always taken seriously is because they tend to take bits of data (which may or may not point to a changing climate), draw all sorts of fear-mongering conclusions and then try to force their belief-system down everyone's throat.

I read an article the other day bemoaning the fact that all this ancient snow is melting in Greenland and that if we don't repent now we will all burn for our wickedness. My guilt and shame was a slightly discouraged, however, when the author offhandedly mentioned the prehistoric villages being revealed by the melting snow. Um... Yeah.

Anyone else immediately think of 1984?

If I didn't know better I might erroneously conclude that a woman's body was somehow biased towards accepting and nurturing these mysterious "fetus" parasites.

Imagine growing up knowing that the only reason you exist is that someone tried to kill you, failed and is now being forced to keep you alive as punishment.

Technically I'm a mad scientist, but to most people I am a monster patched together from bits of stolen corpses.

I'm a North Dakotan.

Once you become eternal even a childless man can have descendants.

Words are personal as well as shared. When you read the word "memory" each one of you had a different, unique mental association. Definitions are born when some people get together and agree on a sort of common denominator association. Language is a relative handle to an objective, shared reality.

Impressive but still not quite out of the "uncanny valley."