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DOJ: I'm glad I didn't have anything in my mouth at the time, or I would be choking now! I needed that, seriously. So soon after delivering my daughter, that mental image was a real hoot!

To answer your question, though...no corks. They use what are called "anti-tocolytic" drugs to stop the contractions. An older practice was to pump the woman full of medical-grade hooch.

--TwoDragons
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Kelsey: You did something very special. You lifted those kids out of their shadowy existence for a moment, and showed them that there is something to hope for. And it sounds like you were as transformed by the experience as they were.

--TwoDragons
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In my area it's FedEx that's notorious for this kind of thing, and UPS is great. I've had at least five broken packages from FedUp, PLUS one that was not only never delivered, BUT was not even reported or returned to sender. And to top it off, the delivery guys have all been unsympathetic jerks.

Meanwhile, the local branch of UPS have always been friendly and done a great job. Weird!

--TwoDragons
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I'm taking a leaf from Patrick B's notebook and using some reverse psychology...so:

Be a complete jerk to everyone I meet, steal their stuff and generally make their lives a living embodiment of Hell...

...do the same with my own life...

...be unloving and completely unfeeling toward my family...

...make sure my diet is as unhealthy as possible...

...and gain at least thirty more pounds of post-pregnancy weight!

--TwoDragons
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