Anyone who has ever seen the result of someone who slipped and fell in the bathtub knows how dangerous those things can potentially be. In the name of safety, I propose that bathtubs be outlawed in the entire United States!
Won't somebody please think of the children?!?

I like how you can see the rifling lines in the water.

It was an embarrassing part of our history, but fortunately the witch trials, also held in 1692, overshadowed the legendary withc trials.

0 out of 10. Then, when I saw the answers, I'd never seen any of those movies and there was only 1 I'd heard of.
A poor sampling.

Know what's more effective and faster than a ninja? An electronic signal blocker!

What? Why didn't he pull the pin and throw it?!?
If lives happens to give you a chance to throw a real grenade, far from where you can hurt anyone or damage anything, you throw that thing and plug your ears!

In the diagram, it's labeled as #8 but shouldn't that be #2?

Based on what I observe on American dating sites, this dog should be described as having an average body type.

How many games does it take before you're convinced that you're playing against another human?

That little freeloader in the back is plenty big enough to ride her own bike AND carry one of the younger ones around.
At some point, you really should cut the umbilical cord.

I don't wear a helmet on my motorcycle either.

Apparently one does not simply walk into more doors either.

I don't get it.

Good for him! I thought I was the only one who has no interest is getting on the facebook. When I see the zombies around me, constantly tapping away at their cellphones, yet unable to hold a face-to-face conversation with another human, it saddens me.