I prefer to close my eyes and imagine that one of the isn't a kid, but an actual civil war veteran who just hasn't died yet. The government is keeping his longevity a secret, which is why they won't release the names.
The article got the cause/effect reversed. 1) Men get stressed out when they're unemployed. 2) Unemployed men are poor. 3) Attractive, slim women (in America) are attracted to money and won't talk to poor, unemployed men. 4) That leaves the fat women with fat bums.
Hey, I used to eat that in Germany when I was a kid but nobody in the US believes me. Now there's proof that it really does exist and I didn't just dream it!
1) Men get stressed out when they're unemployed.
2) Unemployed men are poor.
3) Attractive, slim women (in America) are attracted to money and won't talk to poor, unemployed men.
4) That leaves the fat women with fat bums.
The correct line is "Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio."
But most people don't read any more.
'Warming' = "in the month of July"
Ah, yes. It all makes perfect sense now and there IS data to back it all up. Count me in!