It's after me preciousss onion rings, it is!

Note to self: Invest in a Halloween mask, get a passport, and go retire in Austria.

Lord of the preciousss onion rings!

How does one eat pop? I'm intrigued.

It's the punchcard equivalent of a CD-ROM.

Bad Chewie.

Thunderball.

28 Days Later. (I haven't had much fruit lately.)

A free Coke with each diabetes exam?

Maybe he's nervous because he's filling in for the Great Wakkorotti.

"Chili dog". Rolls right off the tongue, easy to say, never gets stuttered even when spoken as quickly as possible.

In 2050, the president of the Federal States of America will open diplomatic relations with the People's States of America, taking the first step toward peaceful relations. As a show of goodwill, he will even learn some Mandarin before the summit meeting.

"...twelve feet long and ten feet wide!" And soft as a downy chick?

What? They left out Large Marge!

If you do this, and you're not disabled, you're a genius.

Some of us are tired of the TSA treating us like cattle. We're customers, not terrorists!

History's first silencer. (And no, it didn't do a very good job of silencing. Had more of a loud tuning fork effect.)
Bad Chewie - Size M.