Alan...yes THAT Alan's Comments
Nah. Santa's just casting his ballot, after checking it twice.
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Don't want to get too graphic, but that hole ain't big enough.
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"Tetris is hearter than it looks." Battle Damage, medium.
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...that's what SHE said.
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Hokey smokes! One of my comments really won? Thanks, Miss C. (I guess it's not really a scam after all!)
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After 4 years, the professor built this to keep Gilligan entertained. It doesn't do much, but it kept Gilligan occupied while the rest of the castaways simply fixed the hole in the boat.
"Bad Chewie", M.
"Bad Chewie", M.
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Reason #47 to never go to Africa: those aren't free Hershey's kisses that the natives keep sticking in their mouths.
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After reading the title, I thought it was a witch-burning stake.
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I feel sorry for that tourist at the information kiosk. He's lost and nobody is helping him.
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Of course they know the walker is unsafe. That's why they put a big safety helmet on their baby's head.
And, most likely, it's the same reason why mom is also wearing her helmet while playing in her walker.
And, most likely, it's the same reason why mom is also wearing her helmet while playing in her walker.
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A polish cat burglar?
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And they dole out patties.
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Obviously meant "...going TO their fast...". A reference to some of the hefty folks who live up in San Antonio who are in a hurry to get to their weekly Overeaters' Anonymous meeting.
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I certainly look forward to the upcoming coup and we all have the honor of serving our benevolent Queen Mary.