If that had been a chick in the innermost egg, he would have done all that work hatching out, only to find his work was only halfway done.
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Idea: a day during which all Neatorama posts follow the advice given by the spell-check programs. (hint: if spellcheck underlines something in red, there's a reason.)
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Add some hairy legs, and you've made a man.
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When I lived in Beijing, I would blow my nose at night, to clean all the black grime out, before going to bed. What a dump.
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Puzzle-lovers will buy them because ten of the photos are women, but two are men. Can you guess which two?
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She was a geologist, not an asstronomer.
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Forget the job; just see how many interviews you can screw up during your vacation! Tip: When the interviewer asks the first questions start rambling on and on. See how many hours pass before they either tell you to leave or the interviewer has to leave to take a bathroom break.
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Now I know what they meant when they sang, "Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't."
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I save the Ramen flavor packages to sprinkle on hashbrowns while they're cooking.
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Yesterday it was women with glittery, hairy armpits. Today it's women with dwarven beards. Geez, no wonder there are so many single guys.
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Kids today don't know what it's like to ever have to open a phone book, rather than just throw it directly into the trash can every year.
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Those idiots. Everyone knows that even the tornadoes are venomous in Australia.
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"...even IN small ways..."
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It's a misguided obsession, but at least it's harmless and doesn't threaten any animals with extinction, unlike some other misguided obsessions that go on in Asia. So keep dressing in Nazi uniforms, Japanese kids. The tigers and rhinos all thank you.
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