Oh, just wait until the year 10,000 comes and all of those 4-digit year-fields go from 9999 to 0000. Think we're going to find any COBOL programmers in the year 9999?
No. No, no, no. The sauce (be it ketchup, Ranch, whatever) is there to be a sweet cooling-off to the hot fry. But pre-injecting the condiment INTO the fry will make the condiment hot. Nobody wants hot ketchup or hot mayo. Those are meant to be cool. Ah, but gravy? That's THE hot condiment. Find a way to inject hot gravy into hot fries, and you'll have the world at your fingertips. Kind of reminds me of those delicious Frank-N-Stuff hot dogs in the 1980s that nobody ate except me.
I've done this before:Put your clothes into a black plastic trash bag.Put a vacuum-cleaner nozzle into the bag and hold it air-tight.Turn on the vacuum to suck all the air out of the bag. By removing all the air from inside the fibers of your clothes, the bag will quickly shrink to about 1/4 it's original size.Quickly duct-tape the bag of clothes, or it will re-inflate when you turn off the vacuum. The duct-tape keeps everything small and tight.
I went to Edinburgh a few months ago, and the walking-tour guide explained it: There USED to be unicorns, but they didn't want to get into the ark. Noah threatened them, but they were too stubborn and didn't want to listen to authority. Noah warned them that big rain was coming, but they weren't afraid of it. They went extinct during the flood. Centuries later, Scotland chose the unicorn as its symbol because it's the animal that most represents the attitude of Scottish people: stubborn, resistant to authority, and accustomed to being rained on every day.
Kind of reminds me of those delicious Frank-N-Stuff hot dogs in the 1980s that nobody ate except me.