"...even IN small ways..."

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It's a misguided obsession, but at least it's harmless and doesn't threaten any animals with extinction, unlike some other misguided obsessions that go on in Asia. So keep dressing in Nazi uniforms, Japanese kids. The tigers and rhinos all thank you.

A good act of kindness would be to rewrite that sign, but with spaces in between the words.

"well-preserved grave goods dating back 1,400 years"
If he was buried in 210 BC, that would make his grave goods date back 2,225 years.

48. Ran out of time. Sorry, Vermont and Houston.

Perhaps she mistook the lyrics "The little lord cheeses lay down his sweet head."

Never had a McRib in my life. Don't trust any kind of meat byproduct that puts 'rib' in its name, yet doesn't contain a bone, as most ribs tend to. Especially if it comes from the same company whose milkshakes are required by law to be called 'shakes' because they contain no dairy.

Wow! That sure is a lot of holiday parody songs.

Mosquitoes that, rather than simply biting and drinking one drop of blood, decide to whine around my ear when I'm trying to sleep.

Non, monsieur. Eet is spelled 'Allemagne'. 'Allemange' means "Everybody eat now."

Note to self: Even the water hoses are deadly in Australia.

Bravo, humanity. Unlike all other creatures, you have abstract-thinking brains, opposing thumbs, and the gift of speech, yet this is what you come up with? Bravo.

It would go faster if he pointed the nozzle the other way.