Never had a McRib in my life. Don't trust any kind of meat byproduct that puts 'rib' in its name, yet doesn't contain a bone, as most ribs tend to. Especially if it comes from the same company whose milkshakes are required by law to be called 'shakes' because they contain no dairy.
Bravo, humanity. Unlike all other creatures, you have abstract-thinking brains, opposing thumbs, and the gift of speech, yet this is what you come up with? Bravo.
If he was buried in 210 BC, that would make his grave goods date back 2,225 years.