Alan...yes THAT Alan's Comments
My chart:
6:30 - Get in car.
6:40 - Arrive at Cracker Barrel.
7:00 - Get seated.
7:25 - Finished eating. Go back home.
6:30 - Get in car.
6:40 - Arrive at Cracker Barrel.
7:00 - Get seated.
7:25 - Finished eating. Go back home.
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People of the Orient, take note: None of these beautiful photos has a person standing front-and-center, giving the 'V' sign. Stop doing that.
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Yep! And it looks like step 1 in the battery-changing manual will be:
"Cut open your hand."
Why didn't they think to put a rechargeable battery with induction charger, like what my electric toothbrush has?
"Cut open your hand."
Why didn't they think to put a rechargeable battery with induction charger, like what my electric toothbrush has?
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Bit of trivia: A realistic-looking bald wig was made for Captain Picard to wear over his full head of hair.
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My parents' church (no, actually, it's God's church but my parents attend there) runs a food bank for the neighborhood and they sometimes get useless stuff like:
- one giant bag of shredded lettuce;
- a big case of parsley;
- a big bag of Starbucks unground coffee beans;
- a case of those little Keurig flavored coffees (not many homeless people have Keurig coffee machines).
The bulk perishables tend to go bad before they can be broken into non-restaurant sizes and distributed to people.
- one giant bag of shredded lettuce;
- a big case of parsley;
- a big bag of Starbucks unground coffee beans;
- a case of those little Keurig flavored coffees (not many homeless people have Keurig coffee machines).
The bulk perishables tend to go bad before they can be broken into non-restaurant sizes and distributed to people.
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I found some of those assault bullets in my garage, too! Tried to shoot them out of my gun, but wasn't sure which way they're supposed to point. Anybody know?
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I don't like the crop-dusters. Let me rephrase that: I don't like the OTHER people who crop-dust.
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I hope they make people pay with cans off good stuff (chili, Spam) and not the stuff nobody wants to eat (spinach, lima beans).
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Guess they won't let you test-drive it first? I'll stick with craigslist.
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The smarter the phone, the dumber the user.
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Most of these had a couple of jokes in them, but overall, they're not funny stories. For example, Forest Gump had some funny moments, yet isn't an overall comedy; wonder why it's not on the list.
"Top Secret" was hilarious. It should have been here.
"Top Secret" was hilarious. It should have been here.
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Just last week I was telling somebody about how people today look different than they did in the past. My reasoning was based on what actors/actresses have looked. This backs up my claim.
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After that experience, wonder if he's going to report back to work.
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It's a simple system and it works.