Don't feel like taking the time to register an account just to hear goats.

I don't eat anything that contains the word 'turd'.

Geez, even the Christmas trees looked sad back then.

Nujol was put out of business by Taco Bell.

Forget self-driving: I'd be happy with a car that can change its own spark plugs, because some idiot engineer at Ford decided it would be cute to put one of my Escort's spark plugs (and there are only 4 of them!) right under the alternator, so you can't get to that one plug without first removing the alternator, the belt, the brackets, and the electrical plugs that go into the alternator. Plus... that spark plug is accessed through a narrow trench of sharp metal corners from the head cover, so no matter what you do, you WILL cut your knuckles on those corners and bleed all over the engine bay.
I hate you, idiot engineer at Ford.

That egg. I couldn't stop laughing. And he keeps a straight face the entire time!

I moved to south Texas to get away from cold. Having already done my time in OR, WA, & upstate NY, I decided I never again want to scrape ice off a windshield, shovel snow, bundle up just to check the mailbox, or sit on a freezing cold toilet seat first thing in the morning.
All week it's been in the high 70s. It's after 11PM and the windows to my house are still open.

There are worse jobs. Somebody had to be the test-taster for Ex-Lax.

Neither Luke nor Leia have the Force. Their entire lives, they never exhibited its power. Until the day Luke met R2D2, and then he was Forcing stuff all the time, but only whenever R2D2 was nearby.
Conclusion: R2D2 has the Force and uses Luke like a puppet.